Okay, I'm going to have to handle this mess myself...

Dena Jo Jo and Mistic Berries, get the fuck out of here!

You girls are the moderators of MWSM and you got to set an example
and go there and don't come back!!

I don't want to see your faces here, do you understand?

People do not like you..
You're both pains in the asses
You're both obbssesed with trolls
Your life is over here, you got no life here, go get a life!

If you want people to go over there why don't you
tell everybody you'll take off all your clothes if they come over.

If that doesn't work, nothing will.

But you girls are the worst people on this planet!
I would never invite yous to a party!

You girls are acting like white trash, are you aware of that?

You two girls just come over here just to pee all over the place!
This is not a public restroom.

Forget about Allan, he looks too confused!

He looks like he's in a corner of the room crying
"I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
do!"

Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!

I'm beginning to think that Dena Jo Jo and Mystics Berries
are suffering from....the word does not come to mind now, but
you know...when a girl hasn't had it for a long time, what's the word
for that?
I forget.

Have you notice that these two girls look like chickens running around
without their heads?

God knows they need a slap! Slapping is too good for them!!

That Dena girl, I think she wouldn't mind getting it on with a troll,
whadda you think?

Wasn't yesterday Moving Day?

Or was it the day before?

If I see Dena and Berry here tomorow, somebody please take a shotgun and
blow my brains out!!!!

The Starmaker

From:	wereoboy
Subject:	Re: Dena Jo and Mystic Berry, get the fuck out of here!!!!!
Date:	Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:09:07 -0500

"The Starmaker" wrote in message
news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
> Okay, I'm going to have to handle this mess myself...
>
> Dena Jo Jo and Mistic Berries, get the fuck out of here!
>
> You girls are the moderators of MWSM and you got to set an example
> and go there and don't come back!!
>
> I don't want to see your faces here, do you understand?
>
> People do not like you..
> You're both pains in the asses
> You're both obbssesed with trolls
> Your life is over here, you got no life here, go get a life!
>
> If you want people to go over there why don't you
> tell everybody you'll take off all your clothes if they come over.
>
> If that doesn't work, nothing will.
>
> But you girls are the worst people on this planet!
> I would never invite yous to a party!
>
> You girls are acting like white trash, are you aware of that?
>
> You two girls just come over here just to pee all over the place!
> This is not a public restroom.
>
> Forget about Allan, he looks too confused!
>
> He looks like he's in a corner of the room crying
> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
> do!"
>
> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
>
> I'm beginning to think that Dena Jo Jo and Mystics Berries
> are suffering from....the word does not come to mind now, but
> you know...when a girl hasn't had it for a long time, what's the word
> for that?
> I forget.
>
> Have you notice that these two girls look like chickens running around
> without their heads?
>
> God knows they need a slap! Slapping is too good for them!!
>
> That Dena girl, I think she wouldn't mind getting it on with a troll,
> whadda you think?
>
> Wasn't yesterday Moving Day?
>
> Or was it the day before?
>
> If I see Dena and Berry here tomorow, somebody please take a shotgun and
> blow my brains out!!!!
>
>
> The Starmaker
This reminds me of the NO-SPINE Film Threat Forums, Starmie. Especially that
NO-SPINE Rory.

These clowns are all the same :o

From:	Jon Green
Subject:	Re: Dena Jo and Mystic Berry, get the fuck out of here!!!!!
Date:	Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:25:06 GMT

The Starmaker wrote:

> If I see Dena and Berry here tomorow, somebody please take a shotgun and
> blow my brains out!!!!

Line forms *here*. Gun rack to the right, ammo to the left. Only one
box per gun, now!

Jon
--
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From:	pinknebulous
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Tue, 18 Jan 2005 03:41:27 GMT

"The Starmaker" wrote in message
news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...

Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck with
an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!

Episode One: "Moving Day"

Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an uncontrollable
panix attack.

ALAN:

> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
> do!"

STARMIE:

> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!

JAYBEE:

MC:

Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I really
think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an Ayron
Spelling production.

From:	KelL
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Wed, 19 Jan 2005 03:16:23 -0500

In article ,
"pinknebulous" wrote:

!"The Starmaker" wrote in message
!news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
!
!Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck with
!an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!
!
!Episode One: "Moving Day"
!
!Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an uncontrollable
!panix attack.
!
!ALAN:
!
!> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
!> do!"
!
!STARMIE:
!
!> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
!
!JAYBEE:
!
!
!
!MC:
!
!Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I really
!think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.
!
!Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an Ayron
!Spelling production.

LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?

--
KelL
AFTRA
"Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses."
--Sir Arthur C. Clarke

From:	pinknebulous
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Thu, 20 Jan 2005 02:48:34 GMT

"KelL" wrote in message
news:356janF4i68piU2@individual.net...
> In article ,
> "pinknebulous" wrote:
>
> !"The Starmaker" wrote in message
> !news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
> !
> !Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck
> with
> !an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!
> !
> !Episode One: "Moving Day"
> !
> !Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an
> uncontrollable
> !panix attack.
> !
> !ALAN:
> !
> !> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
> !> do!"
> !
> !STARMIE:
> !
> !> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
> !
> !JAYBEE:
> !
> !
> !
> !MC:
> !
> !Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I really
> !think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.
> !
> !Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an Ayron
> !Spelling production.
>
> LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?

No idea. It's like she dropped off the face of the earth...

From:	KelL
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:54:06 -0500

In article <6_EHd.7861$HT6.2348@trnddc04>,
"pinknebulous" wrote:

!"KelL" wrote in message
!news:356janF4i68piU2@individual.net...
!> In article ,
!> "pinknebulous" wrote:
!>
!> !"The Starmaker" wrote in message
!> !news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
!> !
!> !Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck
!> with
!> !an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!
!> !
!> !Episode One: "Moving Day"
!> !
!> !Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an
!> uncontrollable
!> !panix attack.
!> !
!> !ALAN:
!> !
!> !> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
!> !> do!"
!> !
!> !STARMIE:
!> !
!> !> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
!> !
!> !JAYBEE:
!> !
!> !
!> !
!> !MC:
!> !
!> !Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I really
!> !think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.
!> !
!> !Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an Ayron
!> !Spelling production.
!>
!> LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?
!
!No idea. It's like she dropped off the face of the earth...

Well, I just trundled over to the imdb, and voila!!!!:

http://tinyurl.com/3nrlf

She did Twin Peaks
The Postman
and Jackpot (2001)
Alias
Popular

--
KelL
AFTRA
"Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses."
--Sir Arthur C. Clarke

From:	pinknebulous
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:15:22 GMT

"KelL" wrote in message
news:3599tcF4gperhU1@individual.net...
> In article <6_EHd.7861$HT6.2348@trnddc04>,
> "pinknebulous" wrote:
>
> !"KelL" wrote in message
> !news:356janF4i68piU2@individual.net...
> !> In article ,
> !> "pinknebulous" wrote:
> !>
> !> !"The Starmaker" wrote in message
> !> !news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
> !> !
> !> !Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck
> !> with
> !> !an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!
> !> !
> !> !Episode One: "Moving Day"
> !> !
> !> !Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an
> !> uncontrollable
> !> !panix attack.
> !> !
> !> !ALAN:
> !> !
> !> !> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what
> to
> !> !> do!"
> !> !
> !> !STARMIE:
> !> !
> !> !> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
> !> !
> !> !JAYBEE:
> !> !
> !> !
> !> !
> !> !MC:
> !> !
> !> !Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I
> really
> !> !think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.
> !> !
> !> !Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an
> Ayron
> !> !Spelling production.
> !>
> !> LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?
> !
> !No idea. It's like she dropped off the face of the earth...
>
> Well, I just trundled over to the imdb, and voila!!!!:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3nrlf
>
> She did Twin Peaks
> The Postman
> and Jackpot (2001)
> Alias
> Popular

Twin Peaks! A relative had a recurring role on Twin Peaks, but I never
watched it.

pink

From:	The Starmaker
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:40:00 GMT

pinknebulous wrote:
>
> "KelL" wrote in message
> news:3599tcF4gperhU1@individual.net...
> > In article <6_EHd.7861$HT6.2348@trnddc04>,
> > "pinknebulous" wrote:
> >
> > !"KelL" wrote in message
> > !news:356janF4i68piU2@individual.net...
> > !> In article ,
> > !> "pinknebulous" wrote:
> > !>
> > !> !"The Starmaker" wrote in message
> > !> !news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
> > !> !
> > !> !Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck
> > !> with
> > !> !an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!
> > !> !
> > !> !Episode One: "Moving Day"
> > !> !
> > !> !Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an
> > !> uncontrollable
> > !> !panix attack.
> > !> !
> > !> !ALAN:
> > !> !
> > !> !> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what
> > to
> > !> !> do!"
> > !> !
> > !> !STARMIE:
> > !> !
> > !> !> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
> > !> !
> > !> !JAYBEE:
> > !> !
> > !> !
> > !> !
> > !> !MC:
> > !> !
> > !> !Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I
> > really
> > !> !think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.
> > !> !
> > !> !Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an
> > Ayron
> > !> !Spelling production.
> > !>
> > !> LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?
> > !
> > !No idea. It's like she dropped off the face of the earth...
> >
> > Well, I just trundled over to the imdb, and voila!!!!:
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/3nrlf
> >
> > She did Twin Peaks
> > The Postman
> > and Jackpot (2001)
> > Alias
> > Popular
>
> Twin Peaks! A relative had a recurring role on Twin Peaks, but I never
> watched it.
>
> pink

Do you have any relatives that work at Universal City? I'm trying to get
some free tickets!

From:	The Starmaker
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Fri, 21 Jan 2005 18:03:49 GMT

The Starmaker wrote:
>
> pinknebulous wrote:
> >
> > "KelL" wrote in message
> > news:3599tcF4gperhU1@individual.net...
> > > In article <6_EHd.7861$HT6.2348@trnddc04>,
> > > "pinknebulous" wrote:
> > >
> > > !"KelL" wrote in message
> > > !news:356janF4i68piU2@individual.net...
> > > !> In article ,
> > > !> "pinknebulous" wrote:
> > > !>
> > > !> !"The Starmaker" wrote in message
> > > !> !news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
> > > !> !
> > > !> !Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck
> > > !> with
> > > !> !an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!
> > > !> !
> > > !> !Episode One: "Moving Day"
> > > !> !
> > > !> !Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an
> > > !> uncontrollable
> > > !> !panix attack.
> > > !> !
> > > !> !ALAN:
> > > !> !
> > > !> !> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what
> > > to
> > > !> !> do!"
> > > !> !
> > > !> !STARMIE:
> > > !> !
> > > !> !> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
> > > !> !
> > > !> !JAYBEE:
> > > !> !
> > > !> !
> > > !> !
> > > !> !MC:
> > > !> !
> > > !> !Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I
> > > really
> > > !> !think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.
> > > !> !
> > > !> !Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an
> > > Ayron
> > > !> !Spelling production.
> > > !>
> > > !> LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?
> > > !
> > > !No idea. It's like she dropped off the face of the earth...
> > >
> > > Well, I just trundled over to the imdb, and voila!!!!:
> > >
> > > http://tinyurl.com/3nrlf
> > >
> > > She did Twin Peaks
> > > The Postman
> > > and Jackpot (2001)
> > > Alias
> > > Popular
> >
> > Twin Peaks! A relative had a recurring role on Twin Peaks, but I never
> > watched it.
> >
> > pink
>
> Do you have any relatives that work at Universal City? I'm trying to get
> some free tickets!

Okay, forget about Universal City, I'll sneak in by walking in backwards and pretending
I'm a lost tourist...

Do you have any relatives at William Morris Agency or ICM? I want to know
how much it cost to put their logo on actors resumes without representation.
Or any relatives who are studio executives or give out green lights?
Or do you have any relatives that have an upcoming Bar Mitzfah you can
invite me to, ...I need to network.

In exchange, I'll tell you how you can sell all the art jewelry you can produce. You'll be rich!!!!

Now come on, I've been to your parties... everybody is in the Entertainment business!
Even your house pets have William Morris Agents!

Just tell them, I'm a relative! I'll take it from there.

I'll bring old photos of my family tree from Russia...that always works for me. I walk out of the party with
ten extra relatives and 500 business cards!

The Starmaker

If you want, I'll post here first how to get rich selling art jewelry, but
you have to promise me one relative, or even introduce me to a nice Jewish girl,
(preferably not so nice).

Tell her..
I like walks on the beach
romantic dinners
I like the theaters, Broadway...
Movies
Concerts
I love the Opera
Stay at home, curl up and read a book..
Tell her I play polo (I've never been on a horse before)
I'll take her on a picnic at the LaBrea Tar Pits!
What else? Oh yes, I love to travel around the world....

I know how to talk to Jewish girls, with them is like a business transaction.

From:	pinknebulous
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Fri, 21 Jan 2005 23:05:01 GMT

"The Starmaker" wrote in message
news:41F1441B.6011@ix.netcom.com...

> The Starmaker
>
> If you want, I'll post here first how to get rich selling art jewelry,

Right now it's custom orders only.

>but
> you have to promise me one relative, or even introduce me to a nice Jewish
> girl,
> (preferably not so nice).
>
> Tell her..
> I like walks on the beach
> romantic dinners
> I like the theaters, Broadway...
> Movies
> Concerts
> I love the Opera
> Stay at home, curl up and read a book..
> Tell her I play polo (I've never been on a horse before)
> I'll take her on a picnic at the LaBrea Tar Pits!
> What else? Oh yes, I love to travel around the world....
>
> I know how to talk to Jewish girls, with them is like a business
> transaction.

If it's a business transaction you want, you find a nice/not-so-nice girl
who likes art glass, crystal, sterling silver, handmade beads and
semi-precious stones, and I'll keep ya stocked at wholesale prices.

Heh.

pink

From:	The Starmaker
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Mon, 24 Jan 2005 01:32:57 GMT

pinknebulous wrote:
>
> "The Starmaker" wrote in message
> news:41F1441B.6011@ix.netcom.com...
>
> > The Starmaker
> >
> > If you want, I'll post here first how to get rich selling art jewelry,
>
> Right now it's custom orders only.

Go to all the Beverly Hills beauty hair salons and give free samples to
hair stylist to wear. When a customer sees it, she'll ask
"That's very pretty, where did you get it?"

It's custom orders only by Pinknebulous.

From:	KelL
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Fri, 21 Jan 2005 07:10:21 -0500

In article ,
"pinknebulous" wrote:

!"KelL" wrote in message
!news:3599tcF4gperhU1@individual.net...
!> In article <6_EHd.7861$HT6.2348@trnddc04>,
!> "pinknebulous" wrote:
!>
!> !"KelL" wrote in message
!> !news:356janF4i68piU2@individual.net...
!> !> In article ,
!> !> "pinknebulous" wrote:
!> !>
!> !> !"The Starmaker" wrote in message
!> !> !news:41EC7774.808@ix.netcom.com...
!> !> !
!> !> !Three moderators--a feisty redhead, a serious brunette, and a schmuck
!> !> with
!> !> !an Underwood--take on Usenet and fight crime!
!> !> !
!> !> !Episode One: "Moving Day"
!> !> !
!> !> !Alan sits huddled in a corner of his office suffering from an
!> !> uncontrollable
!> !> !panix attack.
!> !> !
!> !> !ALAN:
!> !> !
!> !> !> "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what
!> to
!> !> !> do!"
!> !> !
!> !> !STARMIE:
!> !> !
!> !> !> Somebody slap him quick before he gets a nervous breakdown!
!> !> !
!> !> !JAYBEE:
!> !> !
!> !> !
!> !> !
!> !> !MC:
!> !> !
!> !> !Alan, before you lose consciousness, may I make a suggestion? I
!> really
!> !> !think Laura Linney should play the willowy Peggy Lipton role.
!> !> !
!> !> !Tune in next week for another exciting episode of THE MOD SQUAD, an
!> Ayron
!> !> !Spelling production.
!> !>
!> !> LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?
!> !
!> !No idea. It's like she dropped off the face of the earth...
!>
!> Well, I just trundled over to the imdb, and voila!!!!:
!>
!> http://tinyurl.com/3nrlf
!>
!> She did Twin Peaks
!> The Postman
!> and Jackpot (2001)
!> Alias
!> Popular
!
!Twin Peaks! A relative had a recurring role on Twin Peaks, but I never
!watched it.

Love Twin Peaks

!
!pink

--
KelL
AFTRA
"Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses."
--Sir Arthur C. Clarke

From:	LaReina del Perros
Subject:	Re: The Mod Squad
Date:	Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:50:15 GMT

On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 02:48:34 GMT, "pinknebulous"
wrote:

>
>"KelL" wrote in message
>news:356janF4i68piU2@individual.net...

>> LOL!!! whatever happened to Peggy Lipton, anyway?
>
>No idea. It's like she dropped off the face of the earth...

She turned up in the third season of "Alias" as Lauren's mother.

From:	AJ Davenport
Subject:	Re: Dena Jo and Mystic Berry, get the fuck out of here!!!!!
Date:	17 Jan 2005 19:29:10 -0800

Wow, nice rant!

Line for shotgun duty forms to the right.
AJ
Because, somebody has to be the Diva!