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Frightening News - Dropping the "New Years Ball"

Frightening News - Dropping the "New Years Ball"  
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ColoNeL PoLyps
From:holycow at noshit.com
Subject:Frightening News - Dropping the "New Years Ball"
Date:Fri, 31 Dec 2004 20:06:33 -0600
Late Breaking News

Authorities just discovered that the "New Years Ball" that was
supposed to drop at midnight this New Years eve, in New York city, was
rigged. It appears that terrorists attached a second ball to the
original one, along with a giant Penis. In addition to the
modification of this ball, it was discovered that someone placed a
large bush under the "ball". While this device does not contain any
explosives or other dangerous devices, New York officials look at the
device as a means for terrorists to say "Fuck You" to our beloved
American president, George W. Bush. The ball will NOT be dropped
tonight, however, when questioning several bystanders, most said they
are so drunk they will never notice whether the ball drops or not.

Holy Cow - American News Reporter
From:ColoNeL PoLyps
Subject:Re: Frightening News - Dropping the "New Years Ball"
Date:Sat, 1 Jan 2005 06:21:11 -0500
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> Late Breaking News
>
> Authorities just discovered that the "New Years Ball" that was
> supposed to drop at midnight this New Years eve, in New York city, was
> rigged. It appears that terrorists attached a second ball to the
> original one, along with a giant Penis. In addition to the
> modification of this ball, it was discovered that someone placed a
> large bush under the "ball". While this device does not contain any
> explosives or other dangerous devices, New York officials look at the
> device as a means for terrorists to say "Fuck You" to our beloved
> American president, George W. Bush. The ball will NOT be dropped
> tonight, however, when questioning several bystanders, most said they
> are so drunk they will never notice whether the ball drops or not.
>
> Holy Cow - American News Reporter
>
   

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