If any have previously divined that I have no special abilities,
that is because they were not readable.

Please repeat the reading and it should now show that
my special abilities are not readable. Also even
those who have not done so before I request to
do such a reading, and if you have not met me,
and have not touched me, for most diviners that
would be possible if you have read 300,000 words
of my writing, and for strong wide range diviners
50,000 words.

Nobody has no special abilities.

David
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton

From:	Stacey Whaley
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:49:17 GMT

Hi,

Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd like to
learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell me?

Also, I apologize for the ignorance. I'm new.

Thanks,

-Stacey
internetstuff47129@yahoo.com
"Dreams - A microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in
our soul."
-Erich Fromm

----- Original Message -----
From: "David Dalton"
Newsgroups:
alt.paranormal,alt.divination,alt.tarot,alt.religion.druid,soc.culture.roman
y
Sent: Friday, December 31, 2004 3:14 PM
Subject: my abilities

> If any have previously divined that I have no special abilities,
> that is because they were not readable.
>
> Please repeat the reading and it should now show that
> my special abilities are not readable. Also even
> those who have not done so before I request to
> do such a reading, and if you have not met me,
> and have not touched me, for most diviners that
> would be possible if you have read 300,000 words
> of my writing, and for strong wide range diviners
> 50,000 words.
>
> Nobody has no special abilities.
>
> David
> http://www.nfld.com/~dalton

From:	John Griffin
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	1 Jan 2005 17:04:45 GMT

"Stacey Whaley" wrote:

> Hi,
>
> Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
> like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
> me?

We can all do a reading for you. Lift your shirt over your face, get
someone to take a high-res picture, post it on a web site, and give us
the URL. What it tells you depends on rack size and overall perkiness.

P.S. I've done a preliminary reading and decided that you're 100% female.

From:	Rose
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Fri, 21 Jan 2005 01:19:55 GMT

>> Hi,
>>
>> Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
>> like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
>> me?
>

There are all types of readings. Tarot, astrology, psychic.
"Readings" can even be gotten by analyzing your handwriting, reading
your palms, tea leave reading and there are a bunch more.

Technically anyone can do a reading on you but the thing is how
accurate that reading is. I have done my own astrological charts and
they give the most information as far as my abilities go like what
occupations would be good for me, personal as well as professional
abilities. There are also mentions of my abilities as far as
relationships go. Tarot readings provide some insight but not as much
as the astrology readings do.

Rose
http://members.aol.com/Roseb44170/home.html
"How in the heck did I ever get talked into this?"

From:	John Griffin
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	21 Jan 2005 01:23:57 GMT

Roseb44170@aol.com (Rose) wrote:

>>> Hi,
>>>
>>> Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
>>> like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
>>> me?
>>
>
> There are all types of readings. Tarot, astrology, psychic.
> "Readings" can even be gotten by analyzing your handwriting, reading
> your palms, tea leave reading and there are a bunch more.
>
> Technically anyone can do a reading on you but the thing is how
> accurate that reading is. I have done my own astrological charts and
> they give the most information as far as my abilities go like what
> occupations would be good for me, personal as well as professional
> abilities. There are also mentions of my abilities as far as
> relationships go. Tarot readings provide some insight but not as much
> as the astrology readings do.

You forgot the essential facts!

All that shit is fraudulent except when done under a "FOR AMUSEMENT
ONLY--DON'T EXPECT EITHER RESULTS OR YOUR MONEY BACK" sign.

Tarot is nothing more than a toy.

Astrology is just a primitive superstition, but it can be used to steal
money from fools.

All of those "-mancies" (palm reading, etc.) are something that only the
slowest of the booboisie can take seriously.

"Tea leave reading"...holy shit. Get a job, bimbo.

> Rose
> http://members.aol.com/Roseb44170/home.html
> "How in the heck did I ever get talked into this?"

The words of marks who suddenly come to their senses...

From:	Stacey Whaley
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:20:58 GMT

"John Griffin" wrote in message
news:Xns95D15C5AB559Dthathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> "Stacey Whaley" wrote:
>
> > Hi,
> >
> > Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
> > like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
> > me?
>
> We can all do a reading for you. Lift your shirt over your face, get
> someone to take a high-res picture, post it on a web site, and give us
> the URL. What it tells you depends on rack size and overall perkiness.
>
> P.S. I've done a preliminary reading and decided that you're 100% female.

Well done. Being female is no doubt ONE of my abilities.

-Stacey
internetstuff47129@yahoo.com
"Dreams - A microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in
our soul."
-Erich Fromm

From:	Widdershins
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:26:19 -0800

X-No-Archive:Yes
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:20:58 GMT, "Stacey Whaley"
licked the point of a #2 Yellow Pencil,
and wrote:

>"John Griffin" wrote in message
>news:Xns95D15C5AB559Dthathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
>> "Stacey Whaley" wrote:
>>
>> > Hi,
>> >
>> > Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
>> > like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
>> > me?
>>
>> We can all do a reading for you. Lift your shirt over your face, get
>> someone to take a high-res picture, post it on a web site, and give us
>> the URL. What it tells you depends on rack size and overall perkiness.
>>
>> P.S. I've done a preliminary reading and decided that you're 100% female.
>
>Well done. Being female is no doubt ONE of my abilities.
>
>-Stacey

So? Where are the pictures?

Widdershins

"I have the integrity to argue principle, and
ignore facts."
-Bruce Daniel Kettler

From:	Stacey Whaley
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Sun, 02 Jan 2005 01:36:26 GMT

"Widdershins" wrote in message
news:kp1et0ten8defv5lihj7s9i9mteb808i2h@4ax.com...
> X-No-Archive:Yes
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:20:58 GMT, "Stacey Whaley"
> licked the point of a #2 Yellow Pencil,
> and wrote:
>
> >"John Griffin" wrote in message
> >news:Xns95D15C5AB559Dthathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> >> "Stacey Whaley" wrote:
> >>
> >> > Hi,
> >> >
> >> > Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
> >> > like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
> >> > me?
> >>
> >> We can all do a reading for you. Lift your shirt over your face, get
> >> someone to take a high-res picture, post it on a web site, and give us
> >> the URL. What it tells you depends on rack size and overall perkiness.
> >>
> >> P.S. I've done a preliminary reading and decided that you're 100%
female.
> >
> >Well done. Being female is no doubt ONE of my abilities.
> >
> >-Stacey
>
> So? Where are the pictures?

One of my other abilities is that I can say "no". :)

-Stacey
internetstuff47129@yahoo.com
"Dreams - A microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in
our soul."
-Erich Fromm

> Widdershins
>
> "I have the integrity to argue principle, and
> ignore facts."
> -Bruce Daniel Kettler

From:	Widdershins
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Sun, 02 Jan 2005 17:54:12 -0800

X-No-Archive:Yes
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 01:36:26 GMT, "Stacey Whaley"
licked the point of a #2 Yellow Pencil,
and wrote:

>"Widdershins" wrote in message
>news:kp1et0ten8defv5lihj7s9i9mteb808i2h@4ax.com...
>> X-No-Archive:Yes
>> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:20:58 GMT, "Stacey Whaley"
>> licked the point of a #2 Yellow Pencil,
>> and wrote:
>>
>> >"John Griffin" wrote in message
>> >news:Xns95D15C5AB559Dthathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
>> >> "Stacey Whaley" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Hi,
>> >> >
>> >> > Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
>> >> > like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
>> >> > me?
>> >>
>> >> We can all do a reading for you. Lift your shirt over your face, get
>> >> someone to take a high-res picture, post it on a web site, and give us
>> >> the URL. What it tells you depends on rack size and overall perkiness.
>> >>
>> >> P.S. I've done a preliminary reading and decided that you're 100%
>female.
>> >
>> >Well done. Being female is no doubt ONE of my abilities.
>> >
>> >-Stacey
>>
>> So? Where are the pictures?
>
>One of my other abilities is that I can say "no". :)
>
>-Stacey

Damn!

Widdershins

Skepticult Member #159-904378-909

My inner child is a mean little fucker.

From:	John Griffin
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	2 Jan 2005 14:10:30 GMT

"Stacey Whaley" wrote:

> "Widdershins" wrote in message
> news:kp1et0ten8defv5lihj7s9i9mteb808i2h@4ax.com...
>> X-No-Archive:Yes
>> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:20:58 GMT, "Stacey Whaley"
>> licked the point of a #2 Yellow
>> Pencil, and wrote:
>>
>> >"John Griffin" wrote in message
>> >news:Xns95D15C5AB559Dthathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
>> >> "Stacey Whaley" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Hi,
>> >> >
>> >> > Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities?
>> >> > I'd like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will
>> >> > it tell me?
>> >>
>> >> We can all do a reading for you. Lift your shirt over your face,
>> >> get someone to take a high-res picture, post it on a web site, and
>> >> give us the URL. What it tells you depends on rack size and
>> >> overall perkiness.
>> >>
>> >> P.S. I've done a preliminary reading and decided that you're 100%
> female.
>> >
>> >Well done. Being female is no doubt ONE of my abilities.
>> >
>> >-Stacey
>>
>> So? Where are the pictures?
>
> One of my other abilities is that I can say "no". :)

You'll never get the good readings that way. You probably believe in
palmistry, so it's high time for you to learn about titistry!

From:	Stacey Whaley
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Sun, 02 Jan 2005 16:06:00 GMT

"John Griffin" wrote in message
news:Xns95D23ECF87FB2thathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> "Stacey Whaley" wrote:
>
> > "Widdershins" wrote in message
> > news:kp1et0ten8defv5lihj7s9i9mteb808i2h@4ax.com...
> >> X-No-Archive:Yes
> >> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:20:58 GMT, "Stacey Whaley"
> >> licked the point of a #2 Yellow
> >> Pencil, and wrote:
> >>
> >> >"John Griffin" wrote in message
> >> >news:Xns95D15C5AB559Dthathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> >> >> "Stacey Whaley" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Hi,
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities?
> >> >> > I'd like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will
> >> >> > it tell me?
> >> >>
> >> >> We can all do a reading for you. Lift your shirt over your face,
> >> >> get someone to take a high-res picture, post it on a web site, and
> >> >> give us the URL. What it tells you depends on rack size and
> >> >> overall perkiness.
> >> >>
> >> >> P.S. I've done a preliminary reading and decided that you're 100%
> > female.
> >> >
> >> >Well done. Being female is no doubt ONE of my abilities.
> >> >
> >> >-Stacey
> >>
> >> So? Where are the pictures?
> >
> > One of my other abilities is that I can say "no". :)
>
> You'll never get the good readings that way. You probably believe in
> palmistry, so it's high time for you to learn about titistry!

You'd be too distracted to give me a good reading. "Focus, John, focus."

-Stacey
internetstuff47129@yahoo.com
"Dreams - A microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in
our soul."
-Erich Fromm

From:	Seven
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Sun, 02 Jan 2005 23:34:25 GMT

Upon bended light, the psalms of John Griffin
echoed through the void, last heard on 2
Jan 2005 14:10:30 GMT :

>>> >
>>> >Well done. Being female is no doubt ONE of my abilities.
>>> >
>>> >-Stacey
>>>
>>> So? Where are the pictures?
>>
>> One of my other abilities is that I can say "no". :)
>
>You'll never get the good readings that way. You probably believe in
>palmistry, so it's high time for you to learn about titistry!

Most lads believe very strongly in palmistry. Not sure they are
practicing it right though.

From:	Rainey
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Wed, 5 Jan 2005 00:25:49 -0600

Stacey Whaley wrote:
> Hi,
>
> Can you please tell me what you mean by a reading of abilities? I'd
> like to learn all I can. Who can do a reading and what will it tell
> me?
>
> Also, I apologize for the ignorance. I'm new.
>
> Thanks,
>
> -Stacey
Hey, Stacey- This guy hardly ever replies to other people. I have only seen
him reply to himself lol
Rainey

From:	John Griffin
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	1 Jan 2005 17:16:56 GMT

David Dalton wrote:

> If any have previously divined that I have no special abilities,
> that is because they were not readable.

Your "special abilities" were, are and always will be undetectable
because of their infinite wavelength.

> Please repeat the reading and it should now show that
> my special abilities are not readable. Also even
> those who have not done so before I request to
> do such a reading, and if you have not met me,
> and have not touched me, for most diviners that
> would be possible if you have read 300,000 words
> of my writing, and for strong wide range diviners
> 50,000 words.

"Diviners," my ass. Anyone who has read 50 thousand words of your lunatic
raving is a mental basket case.

> Nobody has no special abilities.

The word "special" has been used as a euphemism for "crippled" for a few
years now. You could get some gold if they'd have Verbal Special
Olympics.

> David
> http://www.nfld.com/~dalton

There's nothing special about the ability to imagine that you have
special abilities.

From:	Pangur Ban
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Sat, 01 Jan 2005 07:51:52 -0500

David Dalton wrote:

>
> Nobody has no special abilities.
>
> David
> http://www.nfld.com/~dalton
>
>
Well said and true. How's the dissertation going, David?
--
Pangur (with one of his usual "me too" posts) Bán

Pangur Bán's Page
now at http://bellsouthpwp.net/d/r/drdrive/pangurban.html

From:	Arcturian 1
Subject:	Re: my abilities
Date:	Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:15:19 -0800

David Dalton wrote:

> If any have previously divined that I have no special abilities,
> that is because they were not readable.
>
They are not readable because they do not exist.