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 | | From: | Switch | | Subject: | HYPE: The Wax Conspiracy - November/December 2004 | | Date: | Fri, 31 Dec 2004 13:59:46 +1100 |
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 | Through the mist of a drawn out basketball diet, there were other things
to be had on the menu of reviews. Running away from things that will
always have your back when you're asleep and others looking to crack
that skull as you're watching that extra rerun, it spins and you're
dinner. Savage bestiality isn't on for the course, of course.
Octane energising gel
http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/onehand/zen/188
"I had nothing to do but stare at the ceiling until I eventually passed
out from boredom."
From Shangrila Labs, these sachets were provided during a preview night
of RESIDENT EVIL 2. The packets were filled with an ooze designed - or
so they claimed - to reinvigorate the person who had the balls to apply
this gunk to their face, neck and shoulders. Results did vary for each
applicant. The packets themselves nearly shredded the umbrella they were
transported back home in.
Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain
http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/onehand/zen/196
"I shot some savage craps when I bought this CD, and I guess I did
pretty well..."
Atmosphere and energy are the driving forces behind this little project,
the science of it featuring a pretty much non-existent narrative mix.
Gloria Jeans and WATCHMEN were the bookends to this scheduled meeting in
the city before a stern look from higher up suggested a two hour lunch
isn't a great idea.
The Art of Oddworld Inhabitants: The First Ten Years
http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/onehand/zen/197
"...there's a sense that they could possibly churn out another..."
Ballistic Publishing have put out a book collecting the sketches and art
from the Oddworld Inhabitants series of video games from ABE'S ODDYSEE
to STRANGER. The arrival of the book remains a focal point in mail
conflict and transportation procedures.
Weight-lifting gloves
http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/onehand/zen/193
"...explains a lot about stupid goddamn muscleheads..."
Declare this at customs, the package it was sent in was slapped silly in
stamps of some guy in fez and dusty in white powder. Half of the
envelope face was all stamps, only a small space was given toward the
address of The Wax Conspiracy. They also forgot to include the right hand.
The Burlesque Hour - The Studio, Sydney Opera House - 02/11/04
http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/onehand/zen/183
"...a fashion parade of a freakshow nature? Or a high end and intimate
carnival act? Or both?"
There was a Canadian ahead in the line and her skirt was getting shorter
on each step toward the box office. Not a trick in perspective, the
denim was pulled down several times lest the late-comers were seeing
more than expected and earlier than planned. Do you realise they'll
check umbrellas?
Bad Santa - George St cinemas 10 November 2004
http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/onehand/zen/185
"Belligerent. Grouchy. Drunk. It's pretty much what a rollicking
Christmas comedy needs..."
Collecting a flood, the watchers watching on this preview night snapped
up half of the allotted, and only half of those turned up. So there was
major disparity between those numbers expected and those seated. One
quarter of those in attendance were given some homework.
Squeeze and release, the year is done for. Speak no more of the ills
suffered as we dive feet first into 2005. Brace yourself, the world is
in for some more charity and wise-cracking.
Out.
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The Wax Conspiracy - yowie crank
http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/
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