On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:58:12 +1100, John Iser Koch-Sacher
wrote in message
<307it011lrffg3pa2lhkhfn70rj1h3ccd6@4ax.com>:

>[Bible-bashing groups spared Alan's 'inclinations']
>
>While writhing lewdly on his circumflex,

You have an exceptional sense of humour. You may rest assured that I
find your little jape above to be massively non-lame - as indeed are
all your jokes (to a lesser or greater degree).

Including the jokes on your kooky website, John.

How come you don't advertise your kooky website anymore?

fasgnâdh@fukyoo.com.au
>(fasgnâdh) salivated in message <41d8de98.2677154@news.dodo.com.au>:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 17:15:00 +1100,
>>John Iser AKA Iser Koch-Sacher AKA Bernard King's Butt-plug
>
>Oh. Dear.

Sorry. I should be more careful not to remind you of the grief you
suffered when they lowered your hero Bernard's AIDS-riddled carcase
into the ground.

>I think you've allowed the feline to escape from its Hessian
>enclosure, Alan...

This too is extremely non-lame. Here you have taken the saying, "to
let the cat out of the bag", only you have substituted the word
"Feline", and the term "hessian enclosure", for the words "cat" and
"bag" respectively.

In so doing you have come up with yet another superlatively non-lame
joke.

>
>> caterwauled in message
>>:
>[snip]
>>John...
>>
>Not so close, Alan. People will talk.
>
>>I've been trying to imagine what you'd be like if you had a brain.
>>
>(Given that 'brain' in Prattling-Twit-ese is defined as 'something
>located in one's arse',

When it is *your brain that is being defined, yes.

How many times have you checked the labels on your pillows today,
John?

>I can see which way this is going...)

Me too. It's usually about this stage of the "discussion" that
Spanktard Iser implies that his vastly superior adversary/tormentor is
a homoual.

>I'm sure you spend a lot of time "imagining what I'd be like", Alan.
>Sorry, but I'm 100% heteroual.

100% heteroual? Now this IS funny, John, in view of the fact that
everyone knows you are as camp as a row of temporary canvas shelters
supported by an internal framework of lightweight aluminium or wooden
poles and stabilised by guy ropes attached to wooden, plastic or metal
pegs driven into the ground, John.

>
>>And y'know what?
>>
>That you're a shirtlifter? I'm glad you've 'come out', Alan, but I'm
>not interested.

You mis-spelled "not intelligent", John.

Or perhaps you were trying to spell "not interesting"?

Perhaps the team of elite battle-hardened "Who Dares Wins"
head-shrinkers assigned to your case would not describe you as
uninteresting.

But as for the rest of us, I tend to agree, you are a bit of a zzz
most of the time.

IMPDJH, John!

>
>>I reckon I much prefer you exactly the way you are.
>
>Please, Alan - keep your sordid Sodomite fantasies to yourself.
>Especially when you're posting to groups with 'religion' in their
>names.

Oh John, how non-trivially non-lame you are. Your jokes always make me
yawn with uncontrollable laughter.

Don't you agree, Ned? Don't you think that John's jokes are non-lame?

If you agree, Ned, just reply with a post containing the words
"Nothing relevant to act-b".

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From:	EnjoyDialup
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	Wed, 5 Jan 2005 22:44:58 +1100

Again! Another warning... didn't he just warn us only 2005 years ago? Talk
about nagging the Hell out of us. (punn intended)

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From:	HAARP
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	Fri, 7 Jan 2005 22:09:36 -0500

Letter to the lost goat "EnjoyDialup" wrote in
message news:342296F42dm03U1@individual.net...
> Again! Another warning... didn't he just warn us only 2005 years ago?
> Talk about nagging the Hell out of us. (punn intended)
>
It is true that there is one God. However, all men, specifically pagans, do
not worship that one God. The worshippers of Baal learned the truth on Mt.
Carmel. Baal is not the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Judgement was swift
on Mt. Carmel. (See 1 Kings 18:20-40.) The god of Freemasonry, the GAOTU [G
rand A rchitect O f T he U niverse], is also not the God of the Bible.

Will God judge Masons who do not repent and continue to worship the GAOTU
any differently than he judged the worshippers of Baal?

"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be
not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor
effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor
covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the
kingdom of God." (1 Cor 6:9-10)
What will Jesus tell the Mason who claims to be a Christian?

"Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the
kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in
heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied
in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many
wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you :
depart from me, ye that work iniquity."
Matthew 7:21-23

By joining in pagan worship ceremonies, WE sinned against God. When we
realized that the GAOTU was not the God of the Bible, we claimed the promise
found in John's first letter:

"This is the message we have heard from him and declare to you: God is
light; in him there is no darkness at all. If we claim to have fellowship
with him yet walk in the darkness, we lie and do not live by the truth. But
if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one
another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin. If we
claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us. If
we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins
and purify us from all unrighteousness."

If you are a Christian who has become ensnared in Freemasonry, we urge you
to confess your involvement in Freemasonry as sin and renounce, as we have.

From:	Ned Latham
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	8 Jan 2005 13:11:27 +1050

"HAARP" wrote in <346crnF45bchqU1@individual.net>:

Nothing relevant to act-b.

Piss off, troll.

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From:	EnjoyDialup
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	Fri, 7 Jan 2005 15:20:44 +1100

I'm not sure I understand you fully. Which God was it again that I am meant
to be worshipping? There are so many to choose from. I wouldn't want to
pick the wrong one.

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"HAARP" wrote in message
news:346crnF45bchqU1@individual.net...
>
> Letter to the lost goat "EnjoyDialup" wrote in
> message news:342296F42dm03U1@individual.net...
>> Again! Another warning... didn't he just warn us only 2005 years ago?
>> Talk about nagging the Hell out of us. (punn intended)
>>
> It is true that there is one God. However, all men, specifically pagans,
> do
> not worship that one God. The worshippers of Baal learned the truth on Mt.
> Carmel. Baal is not the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Judgement was
> swift
> on Mt. Carmel. (See 1 Kings 18:20-40.) The god of Freemasonry, the GAOTU
> [G
> rand A rchitect O f T he U niverse], is also not the God of the Bible.
>
> Will God judge Masons who do not repent and continue to worship the GAOTU
> any differently than he judged the worshippers of Baal?
>
> "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God?
> Be
> not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor
> effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor
> covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the
> kingdom of God." (1 Cor 6:9-10)
> What will Jesus tell the Mason who claims to be a Christian?
>
> "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the
> kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in
> heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not
> prophesied
> in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done
> many
> wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you :
> depart from me, ye that work iniquity."
> Matthew 7:21-23
>
> By joining in pagan worship ceremonies, WE sinned against God. When we
> realized that the GAOTU was not the God of the Bible, we claimed the
> promise
> found in John's first letter:
>
> "This is the message we have heard from him and declare to you: God is
> light; in him there is no darkness at all. If we claim to have fellowship
> with him yet walk in the darkness, we lie and do not live by the truth.
> But
> if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with
> one
> another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin. If we
> claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.
> If
> we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins
> and purify us from all unrighteousness."
>
>
> If you are a Christian who has become ensnared in Freemasonry, we urge you
> to confess your involvement in Freemasonry as sin and renounce, as we
> have.
>
>
>

From:	Boan A. Contension
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	Fri, 7 Jan 2005 11:26:02 -0600

"EnjoyDialup" wrote in message
news:346h0uF47jeqtU1@individual.net...
> I'm not sure I understand you fully. Which God was it again that I am
meant
> to be worshipping? There are so many to choose from. I wouldn't want to
> pick the wrong one.
========================
A long list of hundreds of gods was posted here recently. All guaranteed by
someone to be genuine, powerful, real living gods and goddesses. One has
only to choose the god that best suits their needs.
--
Mee.....
Yep, the sleazebags at the WTS added another 120 years to 1914. What a
hoot! :-D The poor misled JWs who were waiting for 1975 got the shaft,
then 2000, shafted again... now this. What happened to all their promised
and underlined scripture proving the generation who saw 1914 would not pass
away before "the end of this system of things?" And they claim a clear
direct line to Jehovah!!!
How can any rational person be so gullible as to swallow this obvious male
bovine excreta? This GB vomit....
=======================================

From:	Ned Latham
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	8 Jan 2005 13:24:17 +1050

"Boan A. Contension" wrote in :

Nothing relevant to act-b.

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From:	Charlie B. Brown
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	Sat, 8 Jan 2005 12:35:26 -0600

"Ned Latham" wrote in message
news:slrnctuiqp.2e5.ned@arthur.valhalla.oz...
> "Boan A. Contension" wrote in :
>
> Nothing relevant to act-b.
=================================
A long list of hundreds of gods was posted here recently. All guaranteed by
someone to be genuine, powerful, real living gods and goddesses. One has
only to choose the god that best suits their needs.

Did you miss this? ;-)
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Watchtower CONFUSION!
Will the men of Sodom be resurrected?
1.Yes. Watchtower 7/1879 p.8
2..No. Watchtower 6 /1/52 p.338
3.Yes. Watchtower 8 /1/ 65 p.479
4. No. Watchtower 6 /1/ 88 p. 31
5. Yes. Live Forever (old ed.) p. 179
6. No. Live Forever (new ed.) p.179
7. Yes. Insight, vol. 2, p. 985
8. No. Revelation book p. 273

Alpha and Omega:
1. Jehovah Awake, August 22, 1978, p. 28
2. Jesus Watchtower, Oct. 1, 1978, p. 15
3. Jehovah "Reasoning from the Scriptures" p. 412
Crucifixion of Jesus:
1. Jesus died on a cross " Life", p. 216
2. Jesus did NOT die on a cross "Truth," p. 142
3. We really can't be certain Watchtower, Apr.1 1984. p. 31 (Credit Gordie)
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From:	Ned Latham
Subject:	Re: Tsunami is a warning from God - NOT ANOTHER ONE
Date:	8 Jan 2005 12:59:20 +1050

"EnjoyDialup" wrote in <346h0uF47jeqtU1@individual.net>:

Nothing relevant to act-b.

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