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 | | From: | (KenFuny) | | Subject: | Great Sayings by Women | | Date: | Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:00:05 -0600 |
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Great Sayings by Women
The hardest years in life are those between
ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I
think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every
time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my
breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King
Things are going to get a lot worse before
they get worse. -Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow
Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette
Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A
woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
Every time I close the door on reality it comes
in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as
well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily,
this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine
Aird
When I was young, I was put in a school for
retarded kids for two years before they realized
I actually had a hearing loss...and they called
ME slow! -Kathy Buckley
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial
amount of coffee. -Stephanie Piro
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