Re: Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Thu, 17 Dec 1998)

Tim Bruening

From:	Tim Bruening
Subject:	Re: Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Thu, 17 Dec 1998)
Date:	Tue, 18 Jan 2005 01:08:58 -0800

On 17 Dec 1998, Steve Siegfried wrote:

> I gotta tell ya, that was one of the first times anyone ever called
> me "Sir". Sir? That's like, reserved for _old_ people, right?
> I've been Sir'ed more than once since then, and every time, it's
> still damned unsettling. In self-defense, I've taken to calling
> all women above the age of 12 with whom I'm unacquainted "Ma'am".

Sir, do you like fur?

Serenity: A peaceful knight.

Syringe: Sharp needle knight.

Circuitry: Tree that gives a real shock.