 | | From: | Rod Davison | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:02:34 -0500 |
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 | Overheard:
"Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ has made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath."
Whether this is good or bad depends on your biases. Remember that those who sell short, an increase in th eprice of a stock they hold is a bad thing.
Programming languages are apolitical (with the exception of a short lived Berkly commentary on BSD in the 70s which went something like "There is no wheel group in BSD because this creates a bourgeoisie set of class distinction between users. Unix is a non-fascist operating system."
By the way, if anyone still has the original of th eabove quote, I would love to hear from you!!
On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 12:04:43 -0800, tgm102 wrote:
> Robert C. Martin wrote: > > ...[rip]... > > >> This isn't a slam against Java; I think Java is very cool. But Java > is >> not THE answer. Nor is it an unqualified improvement over C++. It > is >> just another interesting language. Thats all. > > > . You are correct in every way, except Java /is/ the answer and > is an unqualified improvement over C++. > > > ...[rip]...
-- .................................................. I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wright
Rod Davison - Critical Knowledge Systems Inc.
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 | | From: | Thomas G. Marshall | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Tue, 11 Jan 2005 00:59:03 GMT |
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 | Rod Davison coughed up: > Overheard: > > "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ > has made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath."
How about this instead:
[...] C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ makes the knife double sided. Java turns it into a spoon. C# tries to sharpen the edges of the spoon.
That's somethin', com'n from a java guy like me....
....[thwack]...
-- Whyowhydidn'tsunmakejavarequireanuppercaselettertostartclassnames....
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 | | From: | Dimitri Maziuk | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:22:16 +0000 (UTC) |
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 | Thomas G. Marshall sez: > Rod Davison coughed up: >> Overheard: >> >> "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ >> has made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath." > > > How about this instead: > > [...] C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. > C++ makes the knife double sided. > Java turns it into a spoon.
There is no spoon.
Dima -- Tlaloc: What was Elrond's second name? Gruber: Hubbard --
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 | | From: | P.Hill | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Tue, 11 Jan 2005 13:58:41 -0800 |
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 | Dimitri Maziuk wrote: > There is no spoon.
That's too Zen for me!
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 | | From: | Robert C. Martin | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Thu, 13 Jan 2005 17:43:03 -0600 |
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 | On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 13:58:41 -0800, "P.Hill" wrote:
>Dimitri Maziuk wrote: >> There is no spoon. > >That's too Zen for me!
Free your mind.
----- Robert C. Martin (Uncle Bob) | email: unclebob@objectmentor.com Object Mentor Inc. | blog: www.butunclebob.com The Agile Transition Experts | web: www.objectmentor.com 800-338-6716
"The aim of science is not to open the door to infinite wisdom, but to set a limit to infinite error." -- Bertolt Brecht, Life of Galileo
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 | | From: | The Ghost In The Machine | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:01:33 GMT |
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 | In comp.lang.java.advocacy, Rod Davison
wrote on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:02:34 -0500 : > Overheard: > > "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ has > made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath."
One wonders what C# did. :-)
> > Whether this is good or bad depends on your biases. Remember that those > who sell short, an increase in th eprice of a stock they hold is a > bad thing. > > Programming languages are apolitical (with the exception of a short lived > Berkly commentary on BSD in the 70s which went something like "There is no > wheel group in BSD because this creates a bourgeoisie set of class > distinction between users. Unix is a non-fascist operating system." > > By the way, if anyone still has the original of th eabove quote, I would > love to hear from you!!
An odd comment considering that "root" is absolute dictator. :-)
> > On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 12:04:43 -0800, tgm102 wrote: > >> Robert C. Martin wrote: >> >> ...[rip]... >> >> >>> This isn't a slam against Java; I think Java is very cool. But Java >> is >>> not THE answer. Nor is it an unqualified improvement over C++. It >> is >>> just another interesting language. Thats all. >> >> >> . You are correct in every way, except Java /is/ the answer and >> is an unqualified improvement over C++. >> >> >> ...[rip]... >
-- #191, ewill3@earthlink.net It's still legal to go .sigless.
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 | | From: | Jörn W. Janneck | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:51:24 -0800 |
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 | "The Ghost In The Machine" wrote in message news:065bb2-r2f.ln1@sirius.athghost7038suus.net... > In comp.lang.java.advocacy, Rod Davison > > wrote > on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:02:34 -0500 > : > > Overheard: > > > > "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ has > > made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath." > > One wonders what C# did. :-)
it took the glued knife in the sheath, sharpened part of the sheath, and spray painted the whole thing with glitter paint. then, ms patented it.
;-)
-- j
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 | | From: | Mike Schilling | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:35:06 GMT |
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 | "The Ghost In The Machine" wrote in message news:065bb2-r2f.ln1@sirius.athghost7038suus.net... > In comp.lang.java.advocacy, Rod Davison > > wrote > on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:02:34 -0500 > : >> Overheard: >> >> "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ has >> made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath." > > One wonders what C# did. :-)
Painted the sheath, which had previously been brown, light brown.
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 | | From: | Robert C. Martin | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Tue, 11 Jan 2005 13:50:49 -0600 |
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 | On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:01:33 GMT, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
>In comp.lang.java.advocacy, Rod Davison > > wrote >on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:02:34 -0500 >: >> Overheard: >> >> "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ has >> made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath." > >One wonders what C# did. :-)
Reinvented the knife, the sheath, and the glue.
----- Robert C. Martin (Uncle Bob) | email: unclebob@objectmentor.com Object Mentor Inc. | blog: www.butunclebob.com The Agile Transition Experts | web: www.objectmentor.com 800-338-6716
"The aim of science is not to open the door to infinite wisdom, but to set a limit to infinite error." -- Bertolt Brecht, Life of Galileo
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 | | From: | The Ghost In The Machine | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:01:42 GMT |
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 | In comp.lang.java.advocacy, Robert C Martin
wrote on Tue, 11 Jan 2005 13:50:49 -0600 <5gb8u0p8h0lbtnhpdg8s84rgmu4l2v7k2c@4ax.com>: > On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:01:33 GMT, The Ghost In The Machine > wrote: > >>In comp.lang.java.advocacy, Rod Davison >> >> wrote >>on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:02:34 -0500 >>: >>> Overheard: >>> >>> "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ has >>> made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath." >> >>One wonders what C# did. :-) > > Reinvented the knife, the sheath, and the glue.
Doncha mean "re-innovated"? :-)
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-- #191, ewill3@earthlink.net It's still legal to go .sigless.
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 | | From: | Boudewijn Dijkstra | | Subject: | Re: Avoiding the second historic mistake (oh puleez) | | Date: | Mon, 10 Jan 2005 21:21:08 +0100 |
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 | "Rod Davison" schreef in bericht news:pan.2005.01.10.19.02.24.396627@rogers.remove.com... > Overheard: > > "Programming with C is like using a sharp knife with no handle. C++ has > made the knife much sharper. Java glued the knife in the sheath."
How about: Java surrounded the knife with a maze.
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