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 | | From: | R.S. | | Subject: | For Sale: Pet Monkey | | Date: | Sat, 25 Dec 2004 10:10:06 -0500 |
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 | Got him for Christmas, don't want him.
Best offer.
Must have M.H.L. (Monkey Handling License) or S.O.P.C. (Society of Primate
Certification) documents.
Sorry, but he must go...already ate the Christmas dinner apple pie that was
sitting on top of the fridge.
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| | From: | The Puppy Wizard | | Subject: | Re: For Sale: Pet Monkey | | Date: | Mon, 03 Jan 2005 00:28:22 GMT |
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| HOWEDY R.S.,
"R.S." wrote in message
news:Kofzd.26156$Z%3.1219517@news20.bellglobal.com...
>
> Got him for Christmas,
Well THAT was NICE!
> don't want him.
Don't blame you. Monkey's ain't got no souls.
> Best offer.
Nuthin doin. Hey? You wanna make some
money off him by puttin him to WORK?
> Must have M.H.L. (Monkey Handling License)
> or S.O.P.C. (Society of Primate Certification)
> documents.
Naah. That won't heelp. All you gotta do is
read him the INSTRUCTIONS in your FREE
copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
> Sorry, but he must go...
He could be the money pit, R.S.
> already ate the Christmas dinner apple pie
Think of it as a small investment in his career
supportin you in the manner in which you'll
LOVE to become accustomed, with your
monkey workin his arse off trainin dogs.
> that was sitting on top of the fridge.
You can train him to not to that in a couple
moments if you study the information in
your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual available for
FREE at http://www.doggydoright.com
Employment Opportunities -
Must Be Simian Or It's Legal Guardian -
BABOONS NEED NOT APPLY.
HOWEDY People,
The Amazing Puppy Wizard is EXXXPANDING
HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
to include IN-HOWES visits from PROFESSIONAL
SIMIAN DOG TRAINERS for a small, satisfaction
money back guaranteed fee.
Employment opportunities EXXXIST for compassionate
apes and monkeys to be TRAINED FOR FREE with
the assistance of any ten year old HUMAN child under
the guidance of their FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual to SUCCESSFULLY handle and train clients dogs
to PERFECTION in WON IN-HOWES visit, JUST LIKE
HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard had done for forty
years PRYOR to comin to the WWW, thanks to V.P.
Al Gore.
THANK YOU, V.P. Al Gore!
Additionally, applicants MUST be willing to
legally change their name after successfully
completing training to "Major Haggerty".
The Amazing Puppy Wizard assures you there
will be NO PAIN FEAR FORCE or INTIMIDATION
inflicted on ANY dogs by your WORKIN simian in
the performance of his duties as a PROFESSIONAL
DOG TRAINER.
BABOONS NEED NOT APPLY.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
HOWEDY Robin,
----- Original Message -----
From: "Robin Barr"
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
Sent: Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:30 AM
Subject: Re: HELP needed ASAP
> Howedy Jerry,
>
>
> > From: "The Puppy Wizard"
> > Reply-To: "The Puppy Wizard"
> > Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:02:11 -0500
> > To: "Robin Barr" , ,
,
> > ,
> > Subject: Re: HELP needed ASAP
> >
> > HOWEDY Robin,
> >
> > Cc's for EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR:
> > robinbarr1@cox.net;dermer@uwm.edu; tote@dog-play.com;
> > kelleyMethod@aol.com; larrymmale@yahoo.com;
> >
> > "Robin Barr" wrote in message
> > news:robinbarr1-BA43BF.23273310122004@news.west.cox.net...
> >> In article
> > <1102728393.374760.128630@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
> >> unsurreality@netzoola.com wrote:
> >>
> >>> You are simply full of shit.
>
> Jerry - you realize that his statement
> above was meant for me, not for you?
Oh yes, of curse! I'd posted a short "Thank
you, Robin." when I first saw your reply to
mauijnp although I can't find it on the forum;
seems the NG servers been actin up for a
couple of days.
Perhaps you're not familiar with mauijnp's
posted case history. I'd been kindly and
polite to her when she first posted, but as
you've SEEN, people PREFER to punish
and avoid problems than rehabilitate their dogs.
In fact, I couldn't wait to read your post to Mrs.
Puppy Wizard. I share many of the case historys
we've got here with her as she's WON of my
most successful students, although she was
WON of my MOST DIFFICUT, as she'd had
many years of professional training lessons
and showed English Mastiffs and although
she'd known of me for six years had only
come to me as a student when all the other
methods failed to rehabilitate a couple MINOR
problems like ringWIZE and some little aggression
issues and STUFF, on accHOWENT of SHE
HEARD my METHODS are NOT EFFECTIVE
on accHOWENT of I DON'T HURT DOGS to
train them.
I used to DREAD her arrival on accHOWENT of
she'd engage me in idiotic discussions abHOWET
traditional methods and HOWE my methods conflict
with them and EVERY THING she'd been taught and
well, you know HOWE it goes. She was VERY WELL
TRAINED by the INCOMPETENTS who GOT her to
the point where she'd HAVE to ASK a FLUKE for advice.
You just can't make SENSE to someWON who's
been indoctrinated to a blelief system that is built
on faerie tails and inaccurate / incomplete observations
of lab or wild critters or the dismal failure of C-HOWENTLESS
others who are likeWIZE at a loss for a remedy.
I'll BET MY LIFE I can TRAIN a CHIMPANZEE
to TRAIN ANY DOG NEARLY INSTANTLY just
like HOWE you and I do. I'll call him Major Haggerty.
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHAHAHHAAA!!!
I'm fixin to go find me a dog lover who owns a chimp
and make IT a PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER!
In love and light,
Your Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
Cc's for EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR:
info@haggertydog.com; dermer@uwm.edu;
kelleymethod@aol.com;tote@dog-play.com;
info@triplecrowndogs.com;sales@triplecrowndogs.com;
mplonsky@uwsp.edu ;babette@haggertydog.com
adoptions@gentlegiantsrescue.com
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| | From: | Wolf | | Subject: | Re: For Sale: Pet Monkey | | Date: | Tue, 04 Jan 2005 04:46:56 GMT |
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| try giving him back to the person that got him for you, animals arent for
trade! when you get an animal for xmas, your stuck with it, plain and
simple, consider it a duty, more than an gift, if someone gets you a gift,
its your duty to take care of it. think of the monkey, the thing probably
wants to kill humans, or more than likely thinks hes a free spirit with no
father figure and will be a HUGE problem the further down the line he gets.
if hes going through his youth years, keep him, its hes very young, find it
a home quick and be darn sure its thelast home! Thats my suggestion
wolf
"The Puppy Wizard" wrote in message
news:Gk0Cd.7428$JC2.4363@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> HOWEDY R.S.,
>
> "R.S." wrote in message
> news:Kofzd.26156$Z%3.1219517@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>
>> Got him for Christmas,
>
> Well THAT was NICE!
>
>> don't want him.
>
> Don't blame you. Monkey's ain't got no souls.
>
>> Best offer.
>
> Nuthin doin. Hey? You wanna make some
> money off him by puttin him to WORK?
>
>> Must have M.H.L. (Monkey Handling License)
>> or S.O.P.C. (Society of Primate Certification)
>> documents.
>
> Naah. That won't heelp. All you gotta do is
> read him the INSTRUCTIONS in your FREE
> copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
> WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
>
>> Sorry, but he must go...
>
> He could be the money pit, R.S.
>
>> already ate the Christmas dinner apple pie
>
> Think of it as a small investment in his career
> supportin you in the manner in which you'll
> LOVE to become accustomed, with your
> monkey workin his arse off trainin dogs.
>
>> that was sitting on top of the fridge.
>
> You can train him to not to that in a couple
> moments if you study the information in
> your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
> Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
> Training Method Manual available for
> FREE at http://www.doggydoright.com
>
> Employment Opportunities -
> Must Be Simian Or It's Legal Guardian -
>
> BABOONS NEED NOT APPLY.
>
> HOWEDY People,
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard is EXXXPANDING
> HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
> to include IN-HOWES visits from PROFESSIONAL
> SIMIAN DOG TRAINERS for a small, satisfaction
> money back guaranteed fee.
>
> Employment opportunities EXXXIST for compassionate
> apes and monkeys to be TRAINED FOR FREE with
> the assistance of any ten year old HUMAN child under
> the guidance of their FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
> Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
> Manual to SUCCESSFULLY handle and train clients dogs
> to PERFECTION in WON IN-HOWES visit, JUST LIKE
> HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard had done for forty
> years PRYOR to comin to the WWW, thanks to V.P.
> Al Gore.
>
> THANK YOU, V.P. Al Gore!
>
> Additionally, applicants MUST be willing to
> legally change their name after successfully
> completing training to "Major Haggerty".
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard assures you there
> will be NO PAIN FEAR FORCE or INTIMIDATION
> inflicted on ANY dogs by your WORKIN simian in
> the performance of his duties as a PROFESSIONAL
> DOG TRAINER.
>
> BABOONS NEED NOT APPLY.
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
>
> HOWEDY Robin,
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Robin Barr"
> To: "The Puppy Wizard"
> Sent: Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:30 AM
> Subject: Re: HELP needed ASAP
>
>
>> Howedy Jerry,
>>
>>
>> > From: "The Puppy Wizard"
>> > Reply-To: "The Puppy Wizard"
>> > Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:02:11 -0500
>> > To: "Robin Barr" , ,
> ,
>> > ,
>> > Subject: Re: HELP needed ASAP
>> >
>> > HOWEDY Robin,
>> >
>> > Cc's for EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR:
>> > robinbarr1@cox.net;dermer@uwm.edu; tote@dog-play.com;
>> > kelleyMethod@aol.com; larrymmale@yahoo.com;
>> >
>> > "Robin Barr" wrote in message
>> > news:robinbarr1-BA43BF.23273310122004@news.west.cox.net...
>> >> In article
>> > <1102728393.374760.128630@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
>> >> unsurreality@netzoola.com wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> You are simply full of shit.
>>
>> Jerry - you realize that his statement
>> above was meant for me, not for you?
>
> Oh yes, of curse! I'd posted a short "Thank
> you, Robin." when I first saw your reply to
> mauijnp although I can't find it on the forum;
> seems the NG servers been actin up for a
> couple of days.
>
> Perhaps you're not familiar with mauijnp's
> posted case history. I'd been kindly and
> polite to her when she first posted, but as
> you've SEEN, people PREFER to punish
> and avoid problems than rehabilitate their dogs.
>
> In fact, I couldn't wait to read your post to Mrs.
> Puppy Wizard. I share many of the case historys
> we've got here with her as she's WON of my
> most successful students, although she was
> WON of my MOST DIFFICUT, as she'd had
> many years of professional training lessons
> and showed English Mastiffs and although
> she'd known of me for six years had only
> come to me as a student when all the other
> methods failed to rehabilitate a couple MINOR
> problems like ringWIZE and some little aggression
> issues and STUFF, on accHOWENT of SHE
> HEARD my METHODS are NOT EFFECTIVE
> on accHOWENT of I DON'T HURT DOGS to
> train them.
>
> I used to DREAD her arrival on accHOWENT of
> she'd engage me in idiotic discussions abHOWET
> traditional methods and HOWE my methods conflict
> with them and EVERY THING she'd been taught and
> well, you know HOWE it goes. She was VERY WELL
> TRAINED by the INCOMPETENTS who GOT her to
> the point where she'd HAVE to ASK a FLUKE for advice.
>
> You just can't make SENSE to someWON who's
> been indoctrinated to a blelief system that is built
> on faerie tails and inaccurate / incomplete observations
> of lab or wild critters or the dismal failure of C-HOWENTLESS
> others who are likeWIZE at a loss for a remedy.
>
> I'll BET MY LIFE I can TRAIN a CHIMPANZEE
> to TRAIN ANY DOG NEARLY INSTANTLY just
> like HOWE you and I do. I'll call him Major Haggerty.
>
> BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHAHAHHAAA!!!
>
> I'm fixin to go find me a dog lover who owns a chimp
> and make IT a PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER!
>
> In love and light,
>
> Your Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
>
>
> Cc's for EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR:
> info@haggertydog.com; dermer@uwm.edu;
> kelleymethod@aol.com;tote@dog-play.com;
> info@triplecrowndogs.com;sales@triplecrowndogs.com;
> mplonsky@uwsp.edu ;babette@haggertydog.com
> adoptions@gentlegiantsrescue.com
>
>
>
>
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