 | 1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.
2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but
crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
4. "Standing Tall for America'" means firing your workers and moving their
jobs to India.
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.
6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homouals and Hillary
Clinton.
7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
8. Group and drug use are degenerate sins unless you some day run for
governor of California as a Republican.
9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have .
10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.
11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
care to all Americans is socialism.
13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy
when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"diversion.
15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands
die is solid defense policy.
16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning marriages and censoring the Internet.
17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
Bush's driving record is none of our business.
18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
can tell states whatlocal voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
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