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 | | From: | Thomas Lee Elifritz | | Subject: | Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:02:11 GMT |
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 | January 22, 2005
Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any weirder ...
http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/
I admit I am having some trouble with the interpretation here, but
notice the apparent giant tentacles, testicles, and the huge rock penis.
I don't understand how these could be pillow lavas, but maybe they could
be just collapsed, mud filled, water runoff tubes from within the former
hill, as a purely geological interpretation..
Thomas Lee Elifritz
http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
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| | From: | Terrell Miller | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:20:59 -0500 |
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| Thomas Lee Elifritz wrote:
> January 22, 2005
>
> Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any weirder ...
>
> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/
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> I admit I am having some trouble with the interpretation here, but
> notice the apparent giant tentacles, testicles, and the huge rock penis.
>
> I don't understand how these could be pillow lavas, but maybe they could
> be just collapsed, mud filled, water runoff tubes from within the former
> hill, as a purely geological interpretation..
Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
--
Terrell Miller
millerto@bellsouth.net
"Every gardener knows nature's random cruelty"
-Paul Simon RE: George Harrison
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| | From: | lifeform1 at atlantic.net | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | 22 Jan 2005 09:59:02 -0800 |
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| January 22, 2005
Terrell Miller wrote:
> Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
Actually, rover tire tracks are fairly easy to distinguish
from native rocks. But, since that is the limit of your
critical examination of the evidence, and your usenet
commentary maturity ...
Thomas Lee Elifritz
http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
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| | From: | Landy | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 09:51:04 +1100 |
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wrote in message
news:1106416742.087699.289790@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> January 22, 2005
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> Terrell Miller wrote:
>
>> Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
>
> Actually, rover tire tracks are fairly easy to distinguish
> from native rocks. But, since that is the limit of your
> critical examination of the evidence, and your usenet
> commentary maturity ...
>
Actually I thought he was referring to the supposed monster fossils.
They look much more like tyre tracks to me too. Can see anything else
in the images that could possibly be interpreted as fossils of any kind,
or pillow lavas for that matter.
Plonk yourself.
cheers
Bill.
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| | From: | Thomas Lee Elifritz | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 14:54:32 GMT |
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| January 23, 2005
Landy wrote:
> wrote in message
> news:1106416742.087699.289790@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > January 22, 2005
> >
> > Terrell Miller wrote:
> >
> >> Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
> Actually I thought he was referring to the supposed monster fossils.
> They look much more like tyre tracks to me too. Can see anything else
> in the images that could possibly be interpreted as fossils of any kind,
> or pillow lavas for that matter.
You idiots are such slackers.
http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656047EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
Numerous examples of flanging, curling, rimming, lipping, extrusion, etc.
and not a single rover track.
http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656047EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
Notice the hollow dark rock, and more folding.
http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656120EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
Here is obvious folding and curling of mat like material.
Not a single rover track in any of there images.
You just scan the first image and then make your decision with no analysis
at all, I am so impressed with your rigor and precision. I am having a real
hard time ascribing any of this to ordinary basaltic volcanism, lacking any
real substantive spectroscopy from Squeers and his band of clowns. These
rocks are dehydroxylating in place in a manner very similar to Meridiani,
and there are obvious signs of water outflow everywhere. If it's volcanism
at all, it would have to be mud volcanism.
Thomas Lee Elifritz
http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
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| | From: | Landy | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:58:08 +1100 |
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"Thomas Lee Elifritz" wrote in message
news:41F3BA2D.5C2F5EB9@everywhere.net...
> January 23, 2005
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> Landy wrote:
>
>> wrote in message
>> news:1106416742.087699.289790@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> > January 22, 2005
>> >
>> > Terrell Miller wrote:
>> >
>> >> Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
>> Actually I thought he was referring to the supposed monster fossils.
>> They look much more like tyre tracks to me too. Can see anything else
>> in the images that could possibly be interpreted as fossils of any kind,
>> or pillow lavas for that matter.
>
> You idiots are such slackers.
>
> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656047EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
>
> Numerous examples of flanging, curling, rimming, lipping, extrusion, etc.
>
> and not a single rover track.
>
> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656047EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
>
> Notice the hollow dark rock, and more folding.
>
> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656120EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
>
> Here is obvious folding and curling of mat like material.
>
> Not a single rover track in any of there images.
>
> You just scan the first image and then make your decision with no analysis
> at all, I am so impressed with your rigor and precision. I am having a
> real
> hard time ascribing any of this to ordinary basaltic volcanism, lacking
> any
> real substantive spectroscopy from Squeers and his band of clowns. These
> rocks are dehydroxylating in place in a manner very similar to Meridiani,
> and there are obvious signs of water outflow everywhere. If it's volcanism
> at all, it would have to be mud volcanism.
Where do you get your drugs? Are they cheap?
cheers
Bill
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| | From: | George | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:54:47 GMT |
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"Landy" wrote in message
news:ct1a61$om2$1@seagoon.newcastle.edu.au...
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> "Thomas Lee Elifritz" wrote in message
> news:41F3BA2D.5C2F5EB9@everywhere.net...
>> January 23, 2005
>>
>> Landy wrote:
>>
>>> wrote in message
>>> news:1106416742.087699.289790@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>>> > January 22, 2005
>>> >
>>> > Terrell Miller wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
>>> Actually I thought he was referring to the supposed monster fossils.
>>> They look much more like tyre tracks to me too. Can see anything else
>>> in the images that could possibly be interpreted as fossils of any kind,
>>> or pillow lavas for that matter.
>>
>> You idiots are such slackers.
>>
>> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656047EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
>>
>> Numerous examples of flanging, curling, rimming, lipping, extrusion, etc.
>>
>> and not a single rover track.
>>
>> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656047EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
>>
>> Notice the hollow dark rock, and more folding.
>>
>> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/2P159656120EFFA2HPP2357R1M1.JPG
>>
>> Here is obvious folding and curling of mat like material.
>>
>> Not a single rover track in any of there images.
>>
>> You just scan the first image and then make your decision with no analysis
>> at all, I am so impressed with your rigor and precision. I am having a real
>> hard time ascribing any of this to ordinary basaltic volcanism, lacking any
>> real substantive spectroscopy from Squeers and his band of clowns. These
>> rocks are dehydroxylating in place in a manner very similar to Meridiani,
>> and there are obvious signs of water outflow everywhere. If it's volcanism
>> at all, it would have to be mud volcanism.
>
> Where do you get your drugs? Are they cheap?
> cheers
> Bill
>
Surely you don't want to fry your brain like he did his. If his drugs are
making him see Martian penises, they can't be all that good.
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| | From: | Thomas Lee Elifritz | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:18:09 GMT |
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| January 23, 2005
Landy wrote:
> Where do you get
Thomas Lee Elifritz
http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
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| | From: | dar7yl | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sat, 22 Jan 2005 23:41:15 GMT |
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| "Landy" wrote in message
news:csulcq$1m3$1@seagoon.newcastle.edu.au...
>
> Actually I thought he was referring to the supposed monster fossils.
> They look much more like tyre tracks to me too. Can see anything else
> in the images that could possibly be interpreted as fossils of any kind,
> or pillow lavas for that matter.
All you have to do is wait a few million years, and these tracks could amaze
future archeologists who may wonder at what kind of beast made these marks.
;)
regards,
Dar7yl
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| | From: | Tim K. | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:55:06 GMT |
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wrote in message
news:1106416742.087699.289790@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> January 22, 2005
>
> Terrell Miller wrote:
>
> > Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
>
> Actually, rover tire tracks are fairly easy to distinguish
> from native rocks. But, since that is the limit of your
> critical examination of the evidence, and your usenet
> commentary maturity ...
>
>
> Thomas Lee Elifritz
> http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
>
You are such an idiot.
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| | From: | George | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:56:11 GMT |
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"Tim K." wrote in message
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> wrote in message
> news:1106416742.087699.289790@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> January 22, 2005
>>
>> Terrell Miller wrote:
>>
>> > Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
>>
>> Actually, rover tire tracks are fairly easy to distinguish
>> from native rocks. But, since that is the limit of your
>> critical examination of the evidence, and your usenet
>> commentary maturity ...
>>
>>
>> Thomas Lee Elifritz
>> http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
>>
>
> You are such an idiot.
>
Maybe we will all get lucky and he will killfile everyone on usenet.
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| | From: | DrPostman | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 05:49:23 GMT |
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| On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:56:11 GMT, "George"
in accordance with The Prophecy
scribed:
>
>"Tim K." wrote in message
>news:uPWId.262883$6w6.163651@tornado.tampabay.rr.com...
>>
>> wrote in message
>> news:1106416742.087699.289790@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>>> January 22, 2005
>>>
>>> Terrell Miller wrote:
>>>
>>> > Or maybe they are Spirit's tire tracks...
>>>
>>> Actually, rover tire tracks are fairly easy to distinguish
>>> from native rocks. But, since that is the limit of your
>>> critical examination of the evidence, and your usenet
>>> commentary maturity ...
>>>
>>>
>>> Thomas Lee Elifritz
>>> http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
>>>
>>
>> You are such an idiot.
>>
>
>Maybe we will all get lucky and he will killfile everyone on usenet.
>
He claims to have k-filed me. Such an honor.
--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULTŪ #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
"Nothing compares to the complicated futility of ignorance."
-Kurt Vonnegut
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| | From: | David Canzi -- non-mailable address | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sat, 22 Jan 2005 21:43:14 +0000 (UTC) |
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| In article <41F26A7B.2258A7A2@everywhere.net>,
Thomas Lee Elifritz wrote:
>January 22, 2005
>
>Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any weirder ...
>
>http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/
>
>I admit I am having some trouble with the interpretation here, but
>notice the apparent giant tentacles, testicles, and the huge rock penis.
Did you see the pocket comb? Clear proof that Martian life had hair.
--
David Canzi
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| | From: | George | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:53:04 GMT |
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"David Canzi -- non-mailable address" wrote
in message news:csuhdi$s03$1@rumours.uwaterloo.ca...
> In article <41F26A7B.2258A7A2@everywhere.net>,
> Thomas Lee Elifritz wrote:
>>January 22, 2005
>>
>>Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any weirder ...
>>
>>http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/
>>
>>I admit I am having some trouble with the interpretation here, but
>>notice the apparent giant tentacles, testicles, and the huge rock penis.
>
> Did you see the pocket comb? Clear proof that Martian life had hair.
>
> --
> David Canzi
It appears that Tommy Tsunami has Martian penis envy.
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| | From: | John Hopkins | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 02:49:53 -0600 |
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| you are very entertaining... in small doses.
Thomas Lee Elifritz wrote:
> January 22, 2005
>
> Just when you thought life couldn't possibly get any weirder ...
>
> http://qt.exploratorium.edu/mars/spirit/pancam/2005-01-22/
>
> I admit I am having some trouble with the interpretation here, but
> notice the apparent giant tentacles, testicles, and the huge rock penis.
>
> I don't understand how these could be pillow lavas, but maybe they could
> be just collapsed, mud filled, water runoff tubes from within the former
> hill, as a purely geological interpretation..
>
> Thomas Lee Elifritz
> http://elifritz.members.atlantic.net
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| | From: | Neil Halelamien | | Subject: | Re: Huge Living Rock Monster Fossils on Mars! | | Date: | 23 Jan 2005 03:13:41 -0800 |
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| > I admit I am having some trouble with the interpretation here, but
notice the apparent giant tentacles, testicles, and the huge rock
penis.
Why is there a hentai monster on Mars?
In any case, Mars rover photos seem like a 21st century variant of the
Rorschach inkblot test.
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