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The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian

The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian  
SDR
From:SDR
Subject:The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian
Date:23 Jan 2005 01:24:10 -0800
>From: Ralph Hertle (ralph.hertle@verizon.net)
>Subject: Re: The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian
>[vs. the eternal existence of the universe]
>Newsgroups: sci.physics, gac.physics.astronomy, sci.astro,
alt.astronomy, alt.sci.physics
>Date: 2005-01-22 18:49:23 PST

>SDR wrote:
>[clip all]

This must have been back when I was the barber
of Seville (although it was in the tenor of my life).

>What can I possibly say; I have none of your gifts
>of polylogism, context switching, nor obsfucation.

Sir, these are not gifts: I work very hard at them!

>You use no factual, rational, or logical arguments,

It is true that I am crazy. What can I say!
(I often say that I am crazy so people don't think
they're going crazy.) Don't you feel better now!

> and instead you employ the fallacy of the science of
> the errors of logic called the "appeal to laughter".

I tried the fallacy of the science of the error of logic
called the "appeal to tears" but I almost went broke
passing tissues around to my audience!

> Science replaced by humor is either incapable mysticism
> or inept lies and immoral irresponsibility.

Incredible! That EXACTLY what my dog said before it
bit me! Are you possessed of a dogged personality?

>Having read all the appropriate literature

ALL of it?!?! Did you read The Call of The Wild by
Jack London? Did you hear it?

> and evaluated the relevant data,

Bernie? Are you Bernie my accountant?

> I have concluded and said nothing more than the facts.
> Ralph Hertle

The facts said nothing. So I conclude with you
that you have said nothing more than they did.

And I thank you,

S D Rodrian
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