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The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian

The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian  
SDR
From:SDR
Subject:The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian
Date:23 Jan 2005 14:16:45 -0800
>From: vonroach (hadrainc@earthlink.net)
>Subject: Re: The Origin of The Universe / S D Rodrian
>Newsgroups: sci.physics, gac.physics.astronomy, sci.astro,
alt.astronomy, >alt.sci.physics
>Date: 2005-01-23 06:50:40 PST
>On 23 Jan 2005 01:05:30 -0800, sdrodrian@sdrodrian.com (SDR) wrote:
>>He who seeks what he knows can not be found is...
>>George Bush trying to find democracy in the Islamic world.

>srd, your parents wasted their money if they spent any trying
>to teach you to think. What they didn't notice is that you
>lack a brain.

Well, you have to remember that I inherited my lack of
a brain from them. So you see: They didn't waste their
money at all!

Besides, they didn't waste their time trying to teach me
to think! They wasted their time trying to get me to take
a bath... while I wished to waste my time playing with my
little toy soldiers. O it was a huge battle every afternoon
(not with my little toy soldiers but with my parents).
Unfortunately they commanded a mightier power than I
(until our fortunes reversed in later years and I was
finally able to push their bloated ancient bodies into
an old people's home). But do not weep for them, they are
happily playing with my old little toy soldiers there now
.... until Nurse Ratchet comes around for their baths.

Moral of the story: What goes around comes around.

S D Rodrian
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