From:	Suzieflame
Subject:	Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:47:05 +0100

It's actually quite funny to watch "Col" Mike jumping up and down with
excitement. Let's see what kind of gang he's forming, shall we?

1. "Colonel" Mike Paterson

Renowned for beating his girlfriend Caitlin and for having a
restraining order raised against him for violence that forced him to
leave the USA, the Crooked Colonel likes to threaten to cut throats.
Although he claims to be a military officer, he is completely unknown
in any record the Army keeps for it's officers, leading him to claim
to be a sooper sekret MI5 agent working against the IRA, and he looks
like a bloated pig's bladder.

2. Scott Barak Abraham

The only person ever to have been legally restrained by a judge from
posting to Usenet due to his threats, stalking and harrassment, Scott
carries a gun on ski trips, claims he was once a Navy SEAL in Veitnam,
demands that every new posters declares his "ethical loyalty", and has
been singing the same psychologically unhinged song that he was framed
for over 5 years in rec.skiing.alpine.

3. James Koput

Long term alt.flame loser, regularly awarded "Biggest Fuckhead",
"Worst Flamer", "Best Punchbag" etc. in annual awards, Koput has been
multi-nominated as a Kook of the Month and has had several newsgroups
named after him over the years including alt.limpdick.james-koput,
alt.bonehead.james-koput, alt.idiot.james-koput. Lil' Jimmy is well
known for betraying his net.friends and for having produced some of
the most cretinous prose and cartoons ever posted to Usenet.

Nice choices Mikey - there is certainly a theme in there, and you're
certainly forming a team that can play at your level. I'm sure you'll
all be very happy together.

From:	Mother Machree
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Wed, 19 Jan 2005 08:38:10 -0600

On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:47:05 +0100, Suzieflame
wrote:

>
>It's actually quite funny to watch "Col" Mike jumping up and down with
>excitement. Let's see what kind of gang he's forming, shall we?
>
>
>1. "Colonel" Mike Paterson
>
>Renowned for beating his girlfriend Caitlin and for having a
>restraining order raised against him for violence that forced him to
>leave the USA, the Crooked Colonel likes to threaten to cut throats.
>Although he claims to be a military officer, he is completely unknown
>in any record the Army keeps for it's officers, leading him to claim
>to be a sooper sekret MI5 agent working against the IRA, and he looks
>like a bloated pig's bladder.
>
>2. Scott Barak Abraham
>
>The only person ever to have been legally restrained by a judge from
>posting to Usenet due to his threats, stalking and harrassment, Scott
>carries a gun on ski trips, claims he was once a Navy SEAL in Veitnam,
>demands that every new posters declares his "ethical loyalty", and has
>been singing the same psychologically unhinged song that he was framed
>for over 5 years in rec.skiing.alpine.
>
>3. James Koput
>
>Long term alt.flame loser, regularly awarded "Biggest Fuckhead",
>"Worst Flamer", "Best Punchbag" etc. in annual awards, Koput has been
>multi-nominated as a Kook of the Month and has had several newsgroups
>named after him over the years including alt.limpdick.james-koput,
>alt.bonehead.james-koput, alt.idiot.james-koput. Lil' Jimmy is well
>known for betraying his net.friends and for having produced some of
>the most cretinous prose and cartoons ever posted to Usenet.
>
>
>
>
>Nice choices Mikey - there is certainly a theme in there, and you're
>certainly forming a team that can play at your level. I'm sure you'll
>all be very happy together.

Go away!

Mother Machree

From:	Robert Peffers
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:06:53 -0000

"Mother Machree" wrote in message
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> On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:47:05 +0100, Suzieflame
> wrote:
snip
>
> Go away!
>
>
> Mother Machree
Frae Auld Bob Peffers:
Ach! Jist dae whit a'body else diz - stick the donnart dumplin intil yir ,
"Blocked senders list".
--

Aefauldlie, (Scots word for Honestly),
Robert, (Auld Bob), Peffers,
Kelty,
Fife,
Scotland, (UK).
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From:	Mother Machree
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:11:10 -0600

On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:06:53 -0000, "Robert Peffers"
wrote:

>
>"Mother Machree" wrote in message
>news:d5ssu0lpkk5ni8on6i5tae18l6ko3utcrh@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:47:05 +0100, Suzieflame
>> wrote:
>snip
>>
>> Go away!
>>
>>
>> Mother Machree
>Frae Auld Bob Peffers:
>Ach! Jist dae whit a'body else diz - stick the donnart dumplin intil yir ,
>"Blocked senders list".

I did but I wanted to express my disdain for this type of childishness
and put it on the record first.

Mother Machree

From:	JvD
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:09:49 GMT

"Suzieflame" wrote in message
news:hjjsu0h9dj50c2f2su9r8j798u0475a7ri@4ax.com...
>
> It's actually quite funny to watch "Col" Mike jumping up and down with
> excitement. Let's see what kind of gang he's forming, shall we?
>
>
> 1. "Colonel" Mike Paterson
>
> Renowned for beating his girlfriend Caitlin and for having a
> restraining order raised against him for violence that forced him to
> leave the USA, the Crooked Colonel likes to threaten to cut throats.
> Although he claims to be a military officer, he is completely unknown
> in any record the Army keeps for it's officers, leading him to claim
> to be a sooper sekret MI5 agent working against the IRA, and he looks
> like a bloated pig's bladder.
>
> 2. Scott Barak Abraham
>
> The only person ever to have been legally restrained by a judge from
> posting to Usenet due to his threats, stalking and harrassment, Scott
> carries a gun on ski trips, claims he was once a Navy SEAL in Veitnam,
> demands that every new posters declares his "ethical loyalty", and has
> been singing the same psychologically unhinged song that he was framed
> for over 5 years in rec.skiing.alpine.
>
> 3. James Koput
>
> Long term alt.flame loser, regularly awarded "Biggest Fuckhead",
> "Worst Flamer", "Best Punchbag" etc. in annual awards, Koput has been
> multi-nominated as a Kook of the Month and has had several newsgroups
> named after him over the years including alt.limpdick.james-koput,
> alt.bonehead.james-koput, alt.idiot.james-koput. Lil' Jimmy is well
> known for betraying his net.friends and for having produced some of
> the most cretinous prose and cartoons ever posted to Usenet.
>
>
>
>
> Nice choices Mikey - there is certainly a theme in there, and you're
> certainly forming a team that can play at your level. I'm sure you'll
> all be very happy together.
>

From:	Michilín
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Wed, 19 Jan 2005 21:04:41 GMT

On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:09:49 GMT, "JvD"
wrote:

>
>
>
>"Suzieflame" wrote in message
>news:hjjsu0h9dj50c2f2su9r8j798u0475a7ri@4ax.com...
>>
>> It's actually quite funny to watch "Col" Mike jumping up and down with
>> excitement. Let's see what kind of gang he's forming, shall we?
>>
>>
>> 1. "Colonel" Mike Paterson
>>
>> Renowned for beating his girlfriend Caitlin and for having a
>> restraining order raised against him for violence that forced him to
>> leave the USA, the Crooked Colonel likes to threaten to cut throats.
>> Although he claims to be a military officer, he is completely unknown
>> in any record the Army keeps for it's officers, leading him to claim
>> to be a sooper sekret MI5 agent working against the IRA, and he looks
>> like a bloated pig's bladder.
>>
>> 2. Scott Barak Abraham
>>
>> The only person ever to have been legally restrained by a judge from
>> posting to Usenet due to his threats, stalking and harrassment, Scott
>> carries a gun on ski trips, claims he was once a Navy SEAL in Veitnam,
>> demands that every new posters declares his "ethical loyalty", and has
>> been singing the same psychologically unhinged song that he was framed
>> for over 5 years in rec.skiing.alpine.
>>
>> 3. James Koput
>>
>> Long term alt.flame loser, regularly awarded "Biggest Fuckhead",
>> "Worst Flamer", "Best Punchbag" etc. in annual awards, Koput has been
>> multi-nominated as a Kook of the Month and has had several newsgroups
>> named after him over the years including alt.limpdick.james-koput,
>> alt.bonehead.james-koput, alt.idiot.james-koput. Lil' Jimmy is well
>> known for betraying his net.friends and for having produced some of
>> the most cretinous prose and cartoons ever posted to Usenet.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Nice choices Mikey - there is certainly a theme in there, and you're
>> certainly forming a team that can play at your level. I'm sure you'll
>> all be very happy together.
>>
>
>

Michilín

From:	subRoutine.W2 at mm
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Wed, 19 Jan 2005 15:23:51 -0500

On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:47:05 +0100, in alt.flame Suzieflame
wrote:

:
:It's actually quite funny to watch "Col" Mike jumping up and down with
:excitement. Let's see what kind of gang he's forming, shall we?
^^^^
Aren't you being little paranoid, grrlfriend?

Awwww, poor Stanley thinks we're ganging up on him.

But let's check out his latest serving of froth...

:1. "Colonel" Mike Paterson
:
:Renowned for beating his girlfriend Caitlin and for having a
:restraining order raised against him for violence that forced him to
:leave the USA, the Crooked Colonel likes to threaten to cut throats.
:Although he claims to be a military officer, he is completely unknown
:in any record the Army keeps for it's officers, leading him to claim
:to be a sooper sekret MI5 agent working against the IRA, and he looks
:like a bloated pig's bladder.

My my. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I SAY! Bad Mikey Paterson.
Bad bad bad. [wags finger at him]

:2. Scott Barak Abraham
:
:The only person ever to have been legally restrained by a judge from
:posting to Usenet due to his threats, stalking and harrassment, Scott
:carries a gun on ski trips, claims he was once a Navy SEAL in Veitnam,
:demands that every new posters declares his "ethical loyalty", and has
:been singing the same psychologically unhinged song that he was framed
:for over 5 years in rec.skiing.alpine.

Oh, the injustice of it all!

Stanley's actually pleading with you to join him on his crusade to bring these
evil men to justice with this multiple x-posted screed. Nevermind it has all the
finesse of common ng spam for Penis Enlargements and 2 for the price of 1
Brazilian Waxes.

:3. James Koput
:
:Long term alt.flame loser, regularly awarded "Biggest Fuckhead",
:"Worst Flamer", "Best Punchbag" etc. in annual awards,

Note how Stanley points to the alt.flame awards as if they're supposed to have
some kind of credibility outside of its newsgroup. Big mistake. alt.flame is
considered a Usenet joke specifically designed for flakes like Stanley.

:Koput has been
:multi-nominated as a Kook of the Month

Proof please.

:and has had several newsgroups
:named after him over the years including alt.limpdick.james-koput,
:alt.bonehead.james-koput, alt.idiot.james-koput.

Also alt.flame.james-koput; alt.culture.james-koput;
alt.fan.james.koput.net-god; alt.fan.james-koput.net-god;
alt.fan.soft-targets

:Lil' Jimmy is well
:known for betraying his net.friends

Well this certainly "succeeds" in driving a sharp wedge between the persons of
this alleged conspiratorial "gang" you're so paranoid about. Jeez, I guess I
just can't be trusted, eh? :)

:and for having produced some of
:the most cretinous prose and cartoons ever posted to Usenet.

You give me too much credit. I had no idea I got under your skin so much.

:

Here's my impression of Stanley posting his typical screed:
"LOL! You just don't get it do you? LOL! "

No Stanley, when it comes to someone like you, no one can really be bothered.

:Nice choices Mikey - there is certainly a theme in there, and you're
:certainly forming a team that can play at your level. I'm sure you'll
:all be very happy together.

Check out poor Stanley's ng line:

scot.politics
soc.culture.scottish
uk.local.ayrshire
uk.local.scot-highlands
ed.general
uk.local.glasgow
rec.skiing.alpine
alt.flame
soc.culture.irish

Stanleylame has finally lost it and gone berserk for our amusement.

_-
-_
subRoutine
Overunity Energy Mechanism
0,0,1

From:	Michilín
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	Wed, 19 Jan 2005 21:12:50 GMT

On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 15:23:51 -0500, "subRoutine.W2@mm"
wrote:

>On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:47:05 +0100, in alt.flame Suzieflame
> wrote:
>
>:
>:It's actually quite funny to watch "Col" Mike jumping up and down with
>:excitement. Let's see what kind of gang he's forming, shall we?
> ^^^^
>Aren't you being little paranoid, grrlfriend?
>
>Awwww, poor Stanley thinks we're ganging up on him.
>
>But let's check out his latest serving of froth...
>
>:1. "Colonel" Mike Paterson
>:
>:Renowned for beating his girlfriend Caitlin and for having a
>:restraining order raised against him for violence that forced him to
>:leave the USA, the Crooked Colonel likes to threaten to cut throats.
>:Although he claims to be a military officer, he is completely unknown
>:in any record the Army keeps for it's officers, leading him to claim
>:to be a sooper sekret MI5 agent working against the IRA, and he looks
>:like a bloated pig's bladder.
>
>My my. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I SAY! Bad Mikey Paterson.
>Bad bad bad. [wags finger at him]
>
>:2. Scott Barak Abraham
>:
>:The only person ever to have been legally restrained by a judge from
>:posting to Usenet due to his threats, stalking and harrassment, Scott
>:carries a gun on ski trips, claims he was once a Navy SEAL in Veitnam,
>:demands that every new posters declares his "ethical loyalty", and has
>:been singing the same psychologically unhinged song that he was framed
>:for over 5 years in rec.skiing.alpine.
>
>Oh, the injustice of it all!
>
>Stanley's actually pleading with you to join him on his crusade to bring these
>evil men to justice with this multiple x-posted screed. Nevermind it has all the
>finesse of common ng spam for Penis Enlargements and 2 for the price of 1
>Brazilian Waxes.
>
>:3. James Koput
>:
>:Long term alt.flame loser, regularly awarded "Biggest Fuckhead",
>:"Worst Flamer", "Best Punchbag" etc. in annual awards,
>
>Note how Stanley points to the alt.flame awards as if they're supposed to have
>some kind of credibility outside of its newsgroup. Big mistake. alt.flame is
>considered a Usenet joke specifically designed for flakes like Stanley.
>
>:Koput has been
>:multi-nominated as a Kook of the Month
>
>Proof please.
>
>:and has had several newsgroups
>:named after him over the years including alt.limpdick.james-koput,
>:alt.bonehead.james-koput, alt.idiot.james-koput.
>
>Also alt.flame.james-koput; alt.culture.james-koput;
>alt.fan.james.koput.net-god; alt.fan.james-koput.net-god;
>alt.fan.soft-targets
>
>:Lil' Jimmy is well
>:known for betraying his net.friends
>
>Well this certainly "succeeds" in driving a sharp wedge between the persons of
>this alleged conspiratorial "gang" you're so paranoid about. Jeez, I guess I
>just can't be trusted, eh? :)
>
>:and for having produced some of
>:the most cretinous prose and cartoons ever posted to Usenet.
>
>You give me too much credit. I had no idea I got under your skin so much.
>
>:
>
>Here's my impression of Stanley posting his typical screed:
>"LOL! You just don't get it do you? LOL! "
>
>No Stanley, when it comes to someone like you, no one can really be bothered.
>
>:Nice choices Mikey - there is certainly a theme in there, and you're
>:certainly forming a team that can play at your level. I'm sure you'll
>:all be very happy together.
>
>Check out poor Stanley's ng line:
>
>scot.politics
>soc.culture.scottish
>uk.local.ayrshire
>uk.local.scot-highlands
>ed.general
>uk.local.glasgow
>rec.skiing.alpine
>alt.flame
>soc.culture.irish
>
>Stanleylame has finally lost it and gone berserk for our amusement.
>
>_-
>-_
>subRoutine
>Overunity Energy Mechanism
>0,0,1

Michilín

From:	Walter Sickert
Subject:	Re: Let's look at the personalities lining up in "Colonel" Mike Paterson's corner, shall we?
Date:	20 Jan 2005 23:24:02 GMT

Suzieflame wrote in
news:hjjsu0h9dj50c2f2su9r8j798u0475a7ri@4ax.com:

>
> It's actually quite funny to watch "Col" Mike jumping up and down with
> excitement. Let's see what kind of gang he's forming, shall we?
>
>
> 1. "Colonel" Mike Paterson
>
> Renowned for beating his girlfriend Caitlin and for having a
> restraining order raised against him for violence that forced him to
> leave the USA, the Crooked Colonel likes to threaten to cut throats.
> Although he claims to be a military officer, he is completely unknown
> in any record the Army keeps for it's officers, leading him to claim
> to be a sooper sekret MI5 agent working against the IRA, and he looks
> like a bloated pig's bladder.
>
> 2. Scott Barak Abraham
>
> The only person ever to have been legally restrained by a judge from
> posting to Usenet due to his threats, stalking and harrassment, Scott
> carries a gun on ski trips, claims he was once a Navy SEAL in Veitnam,
> demands that every new posters declares his "ethical loyalty", and has
> been singing the same psychologically unhinged song that he was framed
> for over 5 years in rec.skiing.alpine.
>
> 3. James Koput
>
> Long term alt.flame loser, regularly awarded "Biggest Fuckhead",
> "Worst Flamer", "Best Punchbag" etc. in annual awards, Koput has been
> multi-nominated as a Kook of the Month and has had several newsgroups
> named after him over the years including alt.limpdick.james-koput,
> alt.bonehead.james-koput, alt.idiot.james-koput. Lil' Jimmy is well
> known for betraying his net.friends and for having produced some of
> the most cretinous prose and cartoons ever posted to Usenet.
>
>
>
>
> Nice choices Mikey - there is certainly a theme in there, and you're
> certainly forming a team that can play at your level. I'm sure you'll
> all be very happy together.

Put me in his corner. I love a challenge.

Who is he, again?