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| maggie | | ynotssor | | Milton J. Smuthworthy, I | | Mos | | Milton J. Smuthworthy, I | | Milton J. Smuthworthy, I |
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| | From: | maggie | | Subject: | New Member | | Date: | 3 Dec 2004 17:41:23 -0800 |
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 | Hi all,
I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
Canada.
Aside from writing, dogs are my passion, and I bought a cabin in
California's high mountains so my Siberian Husky could have fun in the
snow.
Twice divorced, I have two children, a daughter living in Boston, and
a son in L.A.
If you'd like to check me out, there's no better way than to read my
column at http://www.maggievanostrand.com -- sign up for my free
column if you want -- it's usually pretty funny.
I belong to the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop and a bunch of other
good organizations, even one in England.
Thanks.
Maggie
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| | From: | ynotssor | | Subject: | Re: New Member | | Date: | Sat, 4 Dec 2004 00:37:27 -0800 |
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| "maggie" wrote in message
news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
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> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
> Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
> and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
> Canada.
Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines. They
never buy them though ...
You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ... do you
fuck ?=B^)
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| | From: | Milton J. Smuthworthy, I | | Subject: | Re: New Member | | Date: | 4 Dec 2004 06:41:11 -0600 |
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Then "ynotssor" says:
>"maggie" wrote in message
>news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
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>> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
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>> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
>> Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
>> and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
>> Canada.
>
>Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines. They
>never buy them though ...
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>You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ... do you
>fuck ?=B^)
Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!
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| | From: | Mos | | Subject: | Re: New Member | | Date: | Sat, 4 Dec 2004 11:15:12 -0700 |
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| Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
> Then "ynotssor" says:
>> "maggie" wrote in message
>> news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
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>>> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
>>>
>>> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the
>>> Chicago Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe,
>>> Sun-Sentinel, Newsday and other publications. My column appears in
>>> the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada.
>>
>> Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines.
>> They never buy them though ...
>>
>> You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ...
>> do you fuck ?=B^)
>
> Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!
Hey, he might not have much time and wants to
skip the foreplay.
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| | From: | Milton J. Smuthworthy, I | | Subject: | Re: New Member | | Date: | 4 Dec 2004 14:08:44 -0600 |
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Then "Mos" says:
>Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
>> Then "ynotssor" says:
>>> "maggie" wrote in message
>>> news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
>>>
>>>> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
>>>>
>>>> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the
>>>> Chicago Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe,
>>>> Sun-Sentinel, Newsday and other publications. My column appears in
>>>> the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada.
>>>
>>> Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines.
>>> They never buy them though ...
>>>
>>> You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ...
>>> do you fuck ?=B^)
>>
>> Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!
>
>Hey, he might not have much time and wants to
>skip the foreplay.
We already know he's male.
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| | From: | Milton J. Smuthworthy, I | | Subject: | re: New Member | | Date: | 4 Dec 2004 00:13:37 -0600 |
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Then maggie says:
>Hi all,
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>I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
Whoa there Maggie! New members have to meet some qualifications.
Is your IQ above 40? Can you think of at least 5 synonyms for
"toilet?" Do you scare very easily? (Greg Evans posts here.)
>I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
>Tribune,
Sure, make enough contributions and anybody can get syndicated.
>have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
>and other publications.
Better pick them up. After 30 days they give them to Canada.
>My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
>Canada.
Damn, you must have the longest intestinal tract I've ever seen.
Except for Larry.
>Aside from writing, dogs are my passion,
Hmmmm. Well, I guess you pass the initiation.
>and I bought a cabin in
>California's high mountains so my Siberian Husky could have fun in the
>snow.
I'd hide away too if I did that sort of thing.
>Twice divorced,
Were they Siberian Huskies too?
>I have two children, a daughter living in Boston, and
>a son in L.A.
What, the son's not living? Oh, right. L.A.
>sign up for my free
>column if you want -- it's usually pretty funny.
It's always good to provide a testimonial.
>I belong to the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop and a bunch of other
>good organizations, even one in England.
Yeah, we've all visited Nemo's lab too. Glad you escaped the
villagers with their torches and pitchforks.
>Thanks.
>Maggie
On the 1 in 1,000 chance you have any intention of participating,
welcome, and here's our cast of idiots:
http://google.com/groups?selm=410ea76f_1@news.vic.com
Milt
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