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maggie
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ynotssor
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
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Mos
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
From:maggie
Subject:New Member
Date:3 Dec 2004 17:41:23 -0800
Hi all,

I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.

I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
Canada.

Aside from writing, dogs are my passion, and I bought a cabin in
California's high mountains so my Siberian Husky could have fun in the
snow.

Twice divorced, I have two children, a daughter living in Boston, and
a son in L.A.

If you'd like to check me out, there's no better way than to read my
column at http://www.maggievanostrand.com -- sign up for my free
column if you want -- it's usually pretty funny.

I belong to the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop and a bunch of other
good organizations, even one in England.

Thanks.
Maggie
From:ynotssor
Subject:Re: New Member
Date:Sat, 4 Dec 2004 00:37:27 -0800
"maggie" wrote in message
news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com

> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
>
> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
> Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
> and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
> Canada.

Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines. They
never buy them though ...

You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ... do you
fuck ?=B^)
From:Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Subject:Re: New Member
Date:4 Dec 2004 06:41:11 -0600

Then "ynotssor" says:
>"maggie" wrote in message
>news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
>
>> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
>>
>> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
>> Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
>> and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
>> Canada.
>
>Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines. They
>never buy them though ...
>
>You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ... do you
>fuck ?=B^)

Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!
From:Mos
Subject:Re: New Member
Date:Sat, 4 Dec 2004 11:15:12 -0700
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
> Then "ynotssor" says:
>> "maggie" wrote in message
>> news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
>>
>>> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
>>>
>>> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the
>>> Chicago Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe,
>>> Sun-Sentinel, Newsday and other publications. My column appears in
>>> the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada.
>>
>> Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines.
>> They never buy them though ...
>>
>> You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ...
>> do you fuck ?=B^)
>
> Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!

Hey, he might not have much time and wants to
skip the foreplay.
From:Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Subject:Re: New Member
Date:4 Dec 2004 14:08:44 -0600

Then "Mos" says:
>Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
>> Then "ynotssor" says:
>>> "maggie" wrote in message
>>> news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
>>>
>>>> I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
>>>>
>>>> I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the
>>>> Chicago Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe,
>>>> Sun-Sentinel, Newsday and other publications. My column appears in
>>>> the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada.
>>>
>>> Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines.
>>> They never buy them though ...
>>>
>>> You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ...
>>> do you fuck ?=B^)
>>
>> Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!
>
>Hey, he might not have much time and wants to
>skip the foreplay.

We already know he's male.
From:Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Subject:re: New Member
Date:4 Dec 2004 00:13:37 -0600

Then maggie says:
>Hi all,
>
>I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.

Whoa there Maggie! New members have to meet some qualifications.
Is your IQ above 40? Can you think of at least 5 synonyms for
"toilet?" Do you scare very easily? (Greg Evans posts here.)

>I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
>Tribune,

Sure, make enough contributions and anybody can get syndicated.

>have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
>and other publications.

Better pick them up. After 30 days they give them to Canada.

>My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
>Canada.

Damn, you must have the longest intestinal tract I've ever seen.
Except for Larry.

>Aside from writing, dogs are my passion,

Hmmmm. Well, I guess you pass the initiation.

>and I bought a cabin in
>California's high mountains so my Siberian Husky could have fun in the
>snow.

I'd hide away too if I did that sort of thing.

>Twice divorced,

Were they Siberian Huskies too?

>I have two children, a daughter living in Boston, and
>a son in L.A.

What, the son's not living? Oh, right. L.A.

>sign up for my free
>column if you want -- it's usually pretty funny.

It's always good to provide a testimonial.

>I belong to the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop and a bunch of other
>good organizations, even one in England.

Yeah, we've all visited Nemo's lab too. Glad you escaped the
villagers with their torches and pitchforks.

>Thanks.
>Maggie

On the 1 in 1,000 chance you have any intention of participating,
welcome, and here's our cast of idiots:

http://google.com/groups?selm=410ea76f_1@news.vic.com

Milt
   

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