There's Been A ~TERRIBLE~ And Tragic Death!!!

Subject:There's Been A ~TERRIBLE~ And Tragic Death!!!
Date:Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:16:10 -0800
I'm in mourning...the Mill Park Tree in Victoria, Australia was
unfortunately taken from the living world on January 20th, 2010...by a
group of drunken teenage "boggers" (Ozzie talk for "white trash") who
attempted to win the Darwin Award (and thankfully won) by plowing
their car into the innocent tree at over 85mph...killing it instantly

The poor tree will be remembered though, and the wonderful oxygen that
it produced for all of us to breath, as well as its efforts against
green house gases and global warming...it truly is a sad, and great
loss, for all of humanity. :(

You can show your appreciation and love of the beautiful, nurturing,
innocent, lost tree by joining this memorial site on FaceBook:
: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=261207503067

...or if you want you can join the memorial for the five teenage
drunkard tree murderers who killed themselves in a spectacular display
of mental amputation...I hear they're up to about *FIVE* joiners!
Apparently, after their funeral, most of their friends and family saw
fit to leave bottles of booze and cigarettes in memorial to their lost
friends at the scene of the horrible accident...and unfortunately I'm
not making that up either. :(

More on this incredible loss can be found on Encyclopedia Dramatica:
: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mill_Park_Tree

...including pictures of the booze laden "memorial" as well as some
pretty shocking pictures of the "mourners", who should give you a
pretty clear idea about what was "lost" (or maybe gained) on that end
of the fence so to speak.

...the poor...poor tree.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
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