unfortunately taken from the living world on January 20th, 2010...by a group of drunken teenage "boggers" (Ozzie talk for "white trash") who attempted to win the Darwin Award (and thankfully won) by plowing their car into the innocent tree at over 85mph...killing it instantly The poor tree will be remembered though, and the wonderful oxygen that it produced for all of us to breath, as well as its efforts against green house gases and global warming...it truly is a sad, and great loss, for all of humanity. :( You can show your appreciation and love of the beautiful, nurturing, innocent, lost tree by joining this memorial site on FaceBook: : http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=261207503067 ...or if you want you can join the memorial for the five teenage drunkard tree murderers who killed themselves in a spectacular display of mental amputation...I hear they're up to about *FIVE* joiners! Apparently, after their funeral, most of their friends and family saw fit to leave bottles of booze and cigarettes in memorial to their lost friends at the scene of the horrible accident...and unfortunately I'm not making that up either. :( More on this incredible loss can be found on Encyclopedia Dramatica: : http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mill_Park_Tree ...including pictures of the booze laden "memorial" as well as some pretty shocking pictures of the "mourners", who should give you a pretty clear idea about what was "lost" (or maybe gained) on that end of the fence so to speak. ...the poor...poor tree. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ¹ x ¹ http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.uncensored-inter.net Hatter Quotes ------------- "Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself." "Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others." "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for." "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth." "I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) Other posts:
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