Why don't Santa Clause visit Illinois anymore?

Subject:	Why don't Santa Clause visit Illinois anymore?
Date:	Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:03:31 -0800 (PST)

Because everytime he goes HO HO HO our good tranny TYNK comes running
to him............................
All TYNK wants for Christmas is her vagina back.
All the other two power hungry clowns want is their aquatic gorups
under control
But they all get shit in the stockings and panties for being bad
little bitches.