THE STUPID BASTARD < http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/10/20/brain.jpg < http://www.csm.ornl.gov/SC99/brain.jpg < http://www.clarian.org/ADAM/doc/graphics/images/en/1074.jpg < DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD ED CONRAD'S BRAIN? < If you did, you also might find a petrified human brain between coal veins, proving that evolution is pure crap. < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg < WHAT A PSEUDOSCIENTIST'S BRAIN LOOKS LIKE http://www.blork.org/blog/imyjiz3/spaghetti-carbonara.jpg < < THE BRAIN The hunan brain is a remarkable structure that defines who we are as individuals and how we experience the world. Recent advances in neuroimaging have allowed researchers to look inside the brain, providing vivid but scary pictures of its ubcomponents and their associated functions. The gross structure of Ed Conrad's brain is familiar to most. The outer layer of the forebrain constitutes the familiar wrinkled tissue that is the cerebral cortex, or cortex for short. The large folds in the cortex are called gyri (from the Greek, =91circle=92). The small creases within these folds are fissures (from the Egyptian, =91circle=92). The small creases within these folds are fissures (from areas of Brooklyn, =91trench=92). Each hemisphere of the cortex consists of four lobes -- frontal, parietal, temporal, and occipital. Other important structures are the brainstem, cerebellum and the limbic system (which includes the amygdala and hippocampus). < Ed Conrad's brain consists of 29 interactive structures that can be rotated in 3-D space. Each structure contains information on associated functions, disorders, brain damage, case studies and links to contemporary modern research. < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg < CASE STUDIES Perhaps the most well known-case study in neuroscience is Phineas Gage (no relation to Ed Conrad), who suffered severe damage to the prefrontal cortex following a railroad-related accident in 1848. An explosion drove a large iron rod through Gage=92s skull, and he was later reported to have severe social impairments. Although the extent of these impairments remains controversial, his case study was a landmark in that it correlated specific cognitive functions with a specific brain area. Since then, tens of thousands of case studies have sought to associate specific brain regions with specific functions, and many of these are documented in brain structures, such as Ed Conrad's. However, it is important not to overstate the point. All cognitive functions result from the integration of many simple processing mechanisms, distributed throughout the brain. < ASSOCIATED FUNCTIONS arousal annoying pseudoscientists emotion language learning memory movement pissing off evolutionists perception rooting out the phonies sensation tampering with physical evidence thinking and many others ASSOCIATED COGNITIVE DISORDERS Almost without exception, cognitive disorders correlate to multiple regions in most brains but certainly not Ed Conrad's. Just as the genes and biochemicals associated with cognition are expressed throughout the brain, gross structures that correlate with cognitive disorders are widespread. This is certainly true of six disorders: ADHD, Alzheimer's autism, bipolar disorder, depression and schizophrenia. < ASSOCIATED WITH DAMAGE It is possible for the brain to repair damaged neural networks or to compensate for the loss of function in particular structures. Common impairments resultants from brain damage include deficits in attention, emotion, language, learning, memory, movement, perception and sensation, none of which have ever affected Ed Conrad. < SUBSTRUCTURES amygdala basal ganglia brainstem Broca's area cerebellum cingulate cortex corpus callosum dentate gyrus entorhinal cortex frontal lobe hippocampus hippopotomus hypothalamus inferior temporal gyrus limbic system medulla middle temporal gyrus occipital lobe parietal lobe perirhinal cortex pons prefrontal cortex premotor cortex primary motor cortex somatosensory cortex subiculum sucking sensation (ala Tiger Woods' mistresses) superior temporal gyrus temporal lobe ventricles Wernicke's area (picknicking forbidden) and many others < =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D < Having a brain like Ed COonrad, you too would be able to separate fact from fiction. < JFK ASSASSINATION http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...022&q=3Djfk+as#K < 911 CONSPIRACY http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3D-3719259008768610598# http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=3D911+CONSPIRACY&hl=3Den&emb=3D0# http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=3D911+CONSPIRACY&hl=3Den&emb=3D0#q=3D= 91... < DEATH DOES NOT EXIST http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath < CORRUPT GOSPELS http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm http://www.tjresearch.info/ < EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS http://www.billymeier.com/ < MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://www.edconrad.com < THE CANCER CURE COVER-UP http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/90e82dea4a938b35 < THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D7_GzwzaJuwY http://space.about.com/library/video/blvidapollo11_onbclip06.htm < THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/90e82dea4a938b35 < =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D < Other posts:
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