wave of plumbing mutilations. Aliens beam down in the night and remove the "flushometers" with surgical precision. http://www.dailycal.org/article/107996/ucpd_hopes_to_flush_out_bathroom_burglar Seriously, the police are treating it as theft, as opposed to, say, a student prank. Commercial-grade plumbing is expensive and I'd guess they're pretty interchangeable, so maybe there's a black market in stolen toilet controllers, down the hall past the air bags and catalytic converters and to your left, can't miss it. Another theory says they're being sold for scrap (guesstimated value $2 each), though the neatness of the job seems incongruous with my image of that sort of crime, which runs more toward addicts hacking the pipes and wiring out of abandoned buildings and construction sites. Is this happening elsewhere too? --Joe Other posts:
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