====================== WEATHER BULLETIN ====================== < DOVER, Del. (Rueters) -- The National Weather Service is calling for a major snowstorm in the entire U.S. Northeast on Tuesday, postponing both Groundhog Day and Ed Conrad's funeral. The mayor of Punxsutawney, Pa., home of Punxsutawney Phil, said Groundhog Day has been pushed back to March 2 while a Smithsonian official revealed that Conrad's brainless body would be stored in a freezer at least until the spring thaw. < ============================== ============================== < ED CONRAD'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND < DEATH DOES NOT EXIST http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath < MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://www.edconrad.com < ============================== ============================== < http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/b48f5bcf4fcd587d < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/b48f5bcf4fcd587d < http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/1a806487c57a8198 < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/10bc354a074e7a13 < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/8e1be71b2e9c688e < ANOTHER NEWS BULLETIN The Smithsonian announced today that it will erect a statue of Ed Conrad on the day of his funeral. The following is a Photoshop rendition. Nice job, but the artist certainly should add a few pigeons. < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg Other posts:
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