TIGER WOODS CURED

Subject:	TIGER WOODS CURED
Date:	Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:36:15 -0800 (PST)

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HATTIESBURG, Miss. (Rueters) --
Tiger Woods lived up to his promise
to curb his sexual appetite today
when he underwent surgery to remove
his galavanting penis.
The three-hour operation was
performed at the Pine Grove Behavioral
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-- more lovingly known as Gentle Path.
"He wasn't a pussy," said the chief
surgeon, who declined to be identified.
"He took it like a man."
The facility declined to release
a video of the surgery but did release
one picture of Woods" family jewel
after it was removed.

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A few critics claim the photo does
not show Tiger's "tool" but instead is
a picture of the petrified penis that
one Ed Conrad discovered between
coal veins, confirming that the evolution
of man is pure crap and that man is
is indeed as old as coal.
According to The National Inquirer,
Woods reluctantly entered the facility
to take treatment under experts for
his sex addiction.
However, when he continually had
erections that lasted four hours -- without
taking Viagra -- it was decided best
to remove the problem and hope for
the best. .
Woods agreed to slice off his organ
in an effort to save his fiive-year marriage
to former bikini model Elin Nordegren.
According to the Inquirer, Nordegren
demanded Woods enter treatment or
she would divorce him.
A spokesman said Tiger's penis
will be prominently displayed in the
Professional Golfers Museum in
Shenandoah, Pa.
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TIGER CUTS OFF
FAMILY JEWELS
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NOTE: This is NOT the petrified penis that Ed Conrad
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BeJeusus out of the theory of the evolution of man.
If you think so, get a new pair of eyeglasses, you assh*le.
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal
veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact
of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth
and offering the uundeniable physical evidence
of a catastrophe.
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Some of the URLs below showing the result of the impact
can be enlarged by clicking on them.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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