This just in. < http://customalarm.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/blizzard-02-l.jpg < ====================== WEATHER BULLETIN ====================== < DOVER, Del. (Rueters) -- The National Weather Service is being hit with a major snowstorm in the entire U.S. Northeast, postponing both Groundhog Day and Ed Conrad's funera on Tuesdayl. The mayor of Punxsutawney, Pa., home of Punxsutawney Phil, said Groundhog Day has been pushed back to March 2 while a Smithsonian official revealed that Conrad's brainless body would be stored in a freezer at least until the spring thaw. < ============================== ============================== < ED CONRAD'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND < DEATH DOES NOT EXIST http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath < MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://www.edconrad.com < ============================== ============================== < http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/b48f5bcf4fcd587d < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/b48f5bcf4fc... < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/10bc354a074e7a13 http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/1a806487c57a8198 < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/10bc354a074e7a13 < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/8e1be71b2e9c688e < ================================= < OH, SHIT. NOT ANOTHER NEWS BULLETIN The Smithsonian announced today that it will erect a statue of Ed Conrad on the day of his funeral. The following is a Photoshop rendition. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg I say "Nice job!," but it could use a few pigeons. < Other posts:
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